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[JoshuaFH]

Coming this summer, starring Hollywood newbie Max^TM: Saw 9

This time, the saws are real. Don't miss this display of craftsmanship.

[Rose]

So what do you end up doing with all these gourmet saws?

Are you selling them?

[TamerVirus]

So what do you end up doing with all these gourmet saws?

Are you selling them?

I don't think those are for sale.
He needs them to dismember the bodies

[Max™]

Those aren't used for bodies, that's a different set ERRM I MEAN I DON'T DO THAT SORT OF THING... I use pigs I MEAN WAIT NO.

Planning to see about selling some once I have a decent stock built up because I actually enjoy making the damn things on top of using them.

[Dunamisdeos]

If you ever make an online store I recommend calling it Max's Gourmet Saws, on account of above posts.

[Bumber]

Made it back out of the Infinite Dungeon in ADoM. Now I just need to grind my alignment back to neutral so I can get the trident for the ultra ending. Taming animals with music and having them fight other monsters so I can heal either of them ~2000 times ought to do it. Good thing I picked up a bunch of healing spellbooks while in the ID.

[Magistrum]

-Fine Saw Explanation-

Everytime Max™ posts I am amazed by how much he knows and does with what I always assumed were oversized serrated knives.

[Max™]

Knives with serrations are basically a saw tooth pattern where the gullets between the teeth are larger than the actual teeth, and usually done with a curved file instead of the triangular ones you do saw teeth with.

[Dunamisdeos]

You like some kind o' perfessor.

[hector13]

Profe-saw-r, come on man.

[KittyTac]

I saw a lot of those puns before. They make you sound like a tool. I don't think I wood be able to handle them if they continued.

[Max™]

I'm gonna file that one away for later, though I don't know if I could withstand coping if I was such a rake but we really gotta drill deep with this bit to chisel away the swarf to find the treasure inside the blanks.

[overseer05-15]

woodcutting (master)

[IcyTea31]

Metalsmithing (Legendary)
Woodcrafting (Legendary)

Woodcutting is about using saws, not making them. Making them could also be read as weaponsmithing, but Max, do you believe your saw-making skills would transfer over to, say, axe-making?

[Yoink]

I don't wanna complane, but if you want my ad-vise we should really putty a stop to these puns.