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[TamerVirus]

There was apparently societies out there where getting someone high and then drinking their piss for your own high was a thing.

The gift that keeps on giving

[Hanslanda]

On the morrow, when the Cancer-star is at it's zenith in the screaming abyss of the sky, a bloody and unnatural ritual shall take place in a sanctified place, splitting asunder the womb of the Chosen and unleashing forth my latest and most powerful spawn yet.

We're going to name him Tobias Leroy or her Clarice Elaine. There will be juice and crackers afterwards.

The hour is nigh.

[Iduno]

I don't know anyone that pees out refined honey though.

I mean, they're dying, but it works for a while.

[Hanslanda]

We've got a little baby boy again. Tobias Leeroy is the name.

[hector13]

I hope your surname is Rieper.

[TamerVirus]

I hope your surname is Rieper.

But names are for friends?

[overseer05-15]

We've got a little baby boy again. Tobias Leeroy is the name.

LEEEEROY JENKINS

[Max™]

I hate giving her credit or having to admit that it's a catchy song, and I still want to see an Invisible Monsters movie done with her as Brandy Alexander, but sometimes Iggy pops up in my head when I look at these.

Spoiler: It's so fancy, you already know. (click to show/hide)

[Frumple]

... it looks like someone stopped making some sort of push dagger part way through. I know what a failed blacksmithing check looks like in real life, now.

[Magistrum]

Oy, max, what is that on your hand? Did you try to caress the blades again?

[Hanslanda]

That's his "don't have leprosy still right" test slice, to make sure his extremities retain feeling.

Also oh fuck dear god what did I do he's so small and his head lolls around violently and his face is cutely fat and shit I made another human DAMMIT HANS STOP DOING THAT.

[Egan_BW]

Yeah they're terrible.

[Hanslanda]

I'm sorry, Oxytocin, Serotonin, and Dopamine say otherwise, but they're drug dealers soooo...

[Max™]

Oy, max, what is that on your hand? Did you try to caress the blades again?

It's a saw.

See the little maroon handle with the gold cap in those pics? It's a shinto saw rasp, basically take like 8 hacksaw blades, bend them into a side-to-side zigzag and bolt them together. All the teeth end up presented to your work surface at around a 45 degree angle and have large open spaces beside them to clear swarf which is fantastic.

One side has like 11 teeth per inch, the other side has like 30 teeth per inch I think, so there is no really safe side except the very outer edges between the two rows of teeth.

To rasp a smaller workpiece with one, you can rest the rasp on a rag or something over your knee and drag the workpiece across the teeth in a nice controlled fashion, and it's really easy to hog lots of material off like that.

So easy sometimes that you forget just how sharp those teeth are and ever so lightly brush past a couple by mistake.

Never hurts like a proper knuckle-rasping would, but you can bet your ass it is going to bleed when you bend your finger again.

... it looks like someone stopped making some sort of push dagger part way through. I know what a failed blacksmithing check looks like in real life, now.

Well it isn't toothed yet, just the raw plate blank and bolt holes plus spine alignment are set, but the handle is woodworking via coping saw, hand drill, rasps, files, and sandpaper/scrapers. On the other hand all of the metalwork I do is with files, hacksaws, brakes, and hand drills so I don't begin to approach blacksmithing yet.

[Eric Blank]

I read that as "I'm a saw" and had to do a double take. Though I immediately realized that would explain the saw fetish.