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[Hanslanda]

On the morrow, when the Cancer-star is at it's zenith in the screaming abyss of the sky, a bloody and unnatural ritual shall take place in a sanctified place, splitting asunder the womb of the Chosen and unleashing forth my latest and most powerful spawn yet.

We're going to name him Tobias Leroy or her Clarice Elaine. There will be juice and crackers afterwards.

[Rose]

Wonderful!

May your spawn out-compete the others in all manners of life.

[LordBaal]

Congratulations! I shall start the ceremonial beberage making and maturing ir for 9 months so we shall toast upon your heir name's day.

[ChairmanPoo]

Saw Endgame, and it was flippin' magnificent.

It was inevitable

I am inevitable.

I am Spartacus!

[LordBaal]

Saw Endgame, and it was flippin' magnificent.

It was inevitable

I am inevitable.

I am Spartacus!

This is Sportacus!

[Frumple]

Sporkacussing, most vulgar of silverware.

What are you planning to ferment for nine months before drinking, anyway?

[LordBaal]

It's a tradition of the region I was born (the venezuelan Andes).  When a woman gets pregnant a close relative or the future godfather will make this thing we call "meados" (literlly piss). You take some hard clear liquor of choice (most common is clear sugar cane liquor) and you add fruits like peach or berries, cinnamon sticks and other assorted aromatic stuff and let it all set in for the rest of the pregnancy, some even use small wooden barrels if they are extra fancy. Finally, the day of birth you have a toast with that, extra points for sneaking it in on the hospital bed in case you had enough for paying for a private room and toast there. Then everyone that visit the baby will be offered the beverage.

As you migth guess the result is usually a really hard liquor with strong spirits and heavily inebriating. Since each bottle or set of bottles is made uniquely its like your personal wine of birth as you seldom have 2 tasting exactly the same. I still have some "Peter's piss" in a large bottle in the kitchen.

Wow, we are like southern wildings.

[Dunamisdeos]

That's rad as fuck.

[Rolan7]

That's rad as fuck.

Yeah, wow.  Reminds me of that Archer scene where Lana takes, like, the first opportunity to pull from a bottle of liquor.  She'd had a rough term and especially day.

[scriver]

mead

(literlly piss)

I have never felt so attacked

[wierd]

mead

(literlly piss)

I have never felt so attacked

Only if you are diabetic. In which case, you could theoretically turn your piss into mead.

I don't know anyone that pees out refined honey though.

[LordBaal]

Hahaha its a coincidence that the word start with mead.

[King Zultan]

I don't know anyone that pees out refined honey though.

That's because your not looking in the right bathrooms places.

[Frumple]

I see y'all going old-school with your psychoactives. Might want to get into discussion with old shroom eater techniques. There was apparently societies out there where getting someone high and then drinking their piss for your own high was a thing.

[Kagus]

Yeah, well, so was putting coffee berries in a pouch kept close to your chest before going on a long run so that your sweat and body heat cook them and then eating the pulpy mass afterwards for a pick-me-up.