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[Max™]

WHY IS HE CALLED JIGSAW WHEN THE EPONYMOUS SAW WAS A HACKSAW

WHY IS NOBODY ELSE ANNOYED THAT HE GAVE THEM METAL CUTTING SAWS WHEN HE SEEMED TO DESIRE FOOT CUTTING BUTCHER SAWS ARE THINGS AND FIT THE VAGUELY MENACING HACKSAW SHAPE

WHY IS A HACKSAW MORE MENACING TO ME THAN YOU, IS IT BECAUSE I KNOW THEY'RE UNDER TENSION LIKE MY LITTLE FRAME SAWS, WOULDN'T A PANEL SAW FROM HOME DEPOT BE MORE METAL TO SEE SOMEONE CUT THEIR FOOT OFF WITH

BIG INDUCTION HARDENED PUNCHED OUT 9 TPI CROSSCUT HANDSAW WILL TEAR THROUGH A BOARD LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER BUT IT'S GONNA MAKE YOU WORK FOR EVERY SINGLE TOOTH THAT BITES INTO YOUR GODDAMN LEG BRO

WHY DID I SEARCH SAW SAW EARLIER GODDAMN IT ALL FUCKING SHIT BASTARDS

Oh, same reason all caps discussions amuse me so much, prolly.

[overseer05-15]

jigsaw is named for the puzzle

[Max™]

I'm not coping well with that answer, but don't fret, I'm sure things will end up turning out ok as long as we don't bow to the urge to frame things in excessively obscure pun format.

Edited to point out the saw puns.

[TD1]

Yea. We need to get the bigger picture.

[Yoink]

I felt pretty dang weird today (technically yesterday now) but on the whole it was actually a reasonably productive day, considering.
I have a full belly and two boxes of half-price magnums in the freezer.

[ArchAIngel]

I felt pretty dang weird today (technically yesterday now) but on the whole it was actually a reasonably productive day, considering.
I have a full belly and two boxes of half-price magnums in the freezer.

Why are you keeping guns in the freezer? When you want to go shooting, that cold metal is going to SUCK.

[GiglameshDespair]

I felt pretty dang weird today (technically yesterday now) but on the whole it was actually a reasonably productive day, considering.
I have a full belly and two boxes of half-price magnums in the freezer.

Why are you keeping guns in the freezer? When you want to go shooting, that cold metal is going to SUCK.

Many australian creatures are weak to ice damage

[Egan_BW]

Sounds like he's only keeping the cartridges in there anyway, which will only be a little uncomfortable during loading.

[Dunamisdeos]

Whatever we all know he's freezing condoms.

[Egan_BW]

I guess those would work on the Australian wildlife, but it seems a bit impractical

[Yoink]

There are enough horrifying human-animal hybrids getting around without my wild romps contributing any more. Just look at parliament!
Also, half our native wildlife populations are ravaged by chlamydia as it is. That's a hard pass from me.

[Max™]

I guess those would work on the Australian wildlife, but it seems a bit impractical

Breed with them, assimilate them into your culture, no more problems.

Wait, my bad, I forgot folks in Oz don't breed...

Australians mate.

[Doomblade187]

I guess those would work on the Australian wildlife, but it seems a bit impractical

Breed with them, assimilate them into your culture, no more problems.

Wait, my bad, I forgot folks in Oz don't breed...

Australians mate.

You bastard, that's great.

[overseer05-15]

I guess those would work on the Australian wildlife, but it seems a bit impractical

Breed with them, assimilate them into your culture, no more problems.

Wait, my bad, I forgot folks in Oz don't breed...

Australians mate.

You bastard, that's great.

This has made me so full of hate.

[Castlecliff]

I really like the trump for president/max is a saw fanatic timeline over the Russia and Germany never split timeline. Sure the memes are weaker and the cars don't fly but we have a moon and max talks about saws like it's the only thing worth living for!