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[JoshuaFH]

Yakuza Kiwami just released on Steam... and it's awesome. I'm loving this, it's more insane than 0 was.

pretty dang decent game, idk about it being better than 0 though. Something distinctly ps2-like comes across even after the complete overhaul of everything from yakuza 1. Maybe it's the level design/bosses? idk man. That boss fight where you fight the two guys using different styles can fuck right off though. It took me easily 2 dozen tries and a full inventory of stamina+

The quality of the substories seems MUCH higher in Kiwami, just imo. There's still lame ones where you just beat up a guy and that's it, but there's also ones where it seems like that's the case, but OH WAIT turns out it was it was pretext for something cooler and more interesting all along. There's been more than a couple substories where I'm saying to myself "SHIT I WASN'T EXPECTING THIS AT ALL!" and I love that feeling.

I also feel that the ingame economy and leveling system are way more balanced and sane when they aren't tied together and therefore necessitating a ludicrous money-making idle game or having millions of yen aren't exploding out of people's buttholes when you smack them like pinatas.

[Max™]

I wish I could grow my hair out more. It has been basically static in length for a long time.
No, to attract the attention of these tradie ladies perhaps I shall start incorporating more high-vis into my wardrobe. Yes. Quickly chuck on a bright orange windcheater before passing their usual location, and maybe lug an entirely superfluous toolbox with me wherever I go.

An Entirely Superfluous eh, never heard of that maker, where'd you get one?

I need to make a leather saw tote to carry them around in I think.

Spoiler: I shall call this handle pattern the Peregrine because that's fancy as fuck. (click to show/hide)

Fancy birds, yo.

[TD1]

You're going to have to remake The Image for me this year, boys and gals. I just realised my Birthday (March 5) is not only my cake day but also my pancake day.

[scriver]

Pancake day? No. It's Semle Day.

[TD1]

"Happy Semleday" doesn't have the same ring....

[Kagus]

Blin.

[scriver]

You're not supposed to speak with semla in your mouth! It's rude.

[IcyTea31]

"Happy Semleday" doesn't have the same ring....

It could be worse: in Finnish it sounds roughly "Lowering Tuesday" if you don't know the history.

Darn Christianity, ruining all the fun of sledding down hills while shouting magic spells and making the holiday about preparing for Lent or something.

[TD1]

I am sorry, Bay12, for unleashing Scandinavia on you. Now all we need is Shook to appear.

[ChairmanPoo]

You're not supposed to speak with semla in your mouth! It's rude.

I thought it was actually a porn genre

[wierd]

No, that's Twinky.  Not semle.  Nice try though.

[Kagus]

Pancakefarting

[Shook]

I am sorry, Bay12, for unleashing Scandinavia on you. Now all we need is Shook to appear.

yohoho motherfuckers

Y'all need more rødgrød med fløde in your lives. :v

[Max™]

One of my happiest Scandimoments was being able to tell Humon that everything I know about that part of the world I learned from their comic when they posted on imgur years ago.

Spoiler: I think I went overboard on the blur. (click to show/hide)

I don't know how to get across how silky it feels in pictures though, but yeah, it's smoother than babyhide.

[Dunamisdeos]

It looks smooth enough to be CGI.

In like, a good way. Unnaturally smooth. This is a compliment.