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[Teneb]

I am no cookie monster, fuck you, I am the monster that eats monsters, I am a dragon.

Clearly not. You appear to be a googly-eyed, derpy-faced wooden creature that may or may not have a fondness for baked goods.

[Dunamisdeos]

Me am no cookie monster, fuck you, Me am the monster that eats monsters, Me am a dragon.

Clearly not. You appear to be a googly-eyed, derpy-faced wooden creature that may or may not have a fondness for baked goods.

FYFY, Max

[Max™]

You just upgraded to the "I'm going to kill you, slowly, with a spoon." list.

[LordBaal]

You just upgraded to the "I'm going to kill you, slowly, with a rusty spoon." list.

FFY

[Dunamisdeos]

You just upgraded to the "I'm going to kill you, slowly, with a spoon." list.

Spoiler: Me am sorry. (click to show/hide)

[Teneb]

You just upgraded to the "I'm going to kill you, slowly, with a spoon." list.

Spoiler: Me am sorry. (click to show/hide)

That's adorable.

[wierd]

You just upgraded to the "I'm going to kill you, slowly, with a spoon." list.

Spoiler: Me am sorry. (click to show/hide)

That's adorable.

News anchor:

Terror struck the small community at the south end of Sesame Street today, as reports of a shaggy blue monster causing wanton property damage turned to public tragedy.  What started as simple damage against wooden privacy fences quickly turned fatal, as the alleged perpetrator, One Cookie C Monster,  and his new friend "Saw", upped their relationship to kidnapping, mutilation, and murder.

Criminal proceedings are still underway, but things look very dark in the sunny community of Sesame Street.

Search teams are still looking for any sign of B Bird, Elmo Monster, and Abigail (Abby) Cadaby, but the search has entered its 3rd week, and local police have doubts about a happy ending.

Investigation against Cookie C Monster began after what is assumed to be a prior victim, Count D Minutes, rose from an unmarked burial site, loudly proclaiming that he had been hacked apart "five hundred! FIVE HUNDRED TIMES! AAH AH AH!", to the dismay of residents.

We now go live to the scene.

[TD1]

You just upgraded to the "I'm going to kill you, slowly, with a spoon." list.

Spoiler: Me am sorry. (click to show/hide)

Magnum opus, folks.

[Hanslanda]

You just upgraded to the "I'm going to kill you, slowly, with a spoon." list.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was good but you still should feel awful for this reference, if it was deliberately made.

[scourge728]

You just upgraded to the "I'm going to kill you, slowly, with a spoon." list.

Spoiler: Me am sorry. (click to show/hide)

That's adorable.

News anchor:

Terror struck the small community at the south end of Sesame Street today, as reports of a shaggy blue monster causing wanton property damage turned to public tragedy.  What started as simple damage against wooden privacy fences quickly turned fatal, as the alleged perpetrator, One Cookie C Monster,  and his new friend "Saw", upped their relationship to kidnapping, mutilation, and murder.

Criminal proceedings are still underway, but things look very dark in the sunny community of Sesame Street.

Search teams are still looking for any sign of B Bird, Elmo Monster, and Abigail (Abby) Cadaby, but the search has entered its 3rd week, and local police have doubts about a happy ending.

Investigation against Cookie C Monster began after what is assumed to be a prior victim, Count D Minutes, rose from an unmarked burial site, loudly proclaiming that he had been hacked apart "five hundred! FIVE HUNDRED TIMES! AAH AH AH!", to the dismay of residents.

We now go live to the scene.

can someone actually make this a thing

[Dunamisdeos]

News anchor:

Terror struck the small community at the south end of Sesame Street today, as reports of a shaggy blue monster causing wanton property damage turned to public tragedy.  What started as simple damage against wooden privacy fences quickly turned fatal, as the alleged perpetrator, One Cookie C Monster,  and his new friend "Saw", upped their relationship to kidnapping, mutilation, and murder.

Criminal proceedings are still underway, but things look very dark in the sunny community of Sesame Street.

Search teams are still looking for any sign of B Bird, Elmo Monster, and Abigail (Abby) Cadaby, but the search has entered its 3rd week, and local police have doubts about a happy ending.

Investigation against Cookie C Monster began after what is assumed to be a prior victim, Count D Minutes, rose from an unmarked burial site, loudly proclaiming that he had been hacked apart "five hundred! FIVE HUNDRED TIMES! AAH AH AH!", to the dismay of residents.

We now go live to the scene.

can someone actually make this a thing

Spoiler: Police sketch, More at 3 (click to show/hide)

[bloop_bleep]

Spoiler: Police sketch, More at 3 (click to show/hide)

This is peak post-it art. It cannot possibly get better from here.

[Max™]

You just upgraded to the "I'm going to kill you, slowly, with a spoon." list.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was good but you still should feel awful for this reference, if it was deliberately made.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[wierd]

You just upgraded to the "I'm going to kill you, slowly, with a spoon." list.

Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves was good but you still should feel awful for this reference, if it was deliberately made.

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Kevin Costner film, early to mid 90s.  "Robin hood: Prince of thieves".  The sheriff of Nottingham asserts that he will carve out Robin's heart with a spoon.  When questioned about the choice of implement, the belligerent sheriff proclaims "Because it's dull you idiot, it will hurt more!"

*The more you know!*

[Max™]

Kevin who?