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[Max™]

Saw a pretty nice butt today. She was really rockin those yoga pants.
Its actually been pretty boring today.

Here's to the inventor of yoga pants, the missus has a bunch and, well, to be blunt, sticking your face in there is just as fun as you think it would be.

Your googly saw looks like cookie monster and if you can make it blue, you should.

You're on my "I'm not going to kill you, but I don't have to save you" list now.

When I was little I used to have nightmares about that piece of shit rising up from the ground and chasing me, if I met the puppet master for that shitcunt I would punch them in the face.

[Calidovi]

imbibing ejaculate

somehow this euphemism sounds worse than anything a horny 17 year old would think up

[Frumple]

... wait, how is that euphemism? It's straight up descriptive, and not even particularly mild in regards to word choice...

[LordBaal]

Imbibing?
*looks at google translator*
*Walks away slowly*

In fact that's a common joke here about vegans.

[Yoink]

I love butts and vegan baked goods.

[Arx]

I love butts and vegan baked goods.

So you're saying you're a fan of buns?

[JoshuaFH]

I'm feeling alright this morning. I've been thinking that perhaps a large part of my unhappiness in life is simply that i don't have anything to look forward to. So maybe i'll try to get back into higher education, I just need some kind of ambition in my life. I hope that the college doesn't  hold it against me from how I dropped out on my last attempt and therefore makes it hard and expensive for me.

and i'll apply for new jobs, I have to treat the reformation of my life as a job and work hard at it.

[Frumple]

College wise they're not going to go out of their way to make it hard and expensive because you dropped out, for what it's worth, unless you're aiming for like ivy league or some junk like that. End of the day they want your delicious dosh and aren't terribly likely to run you off if you're able to provide it. It might be more difficult to find scholarship money, but that'd be the most of it.

That said, you might consider looking into free courses, cobble together some certifications or somethin', maybe bootstrap that into volunteer work of some sort (if you can scrape together the time and energy). There's a lot of stuff out there these days, from what I understand.

[JoshuaFH]

It might be more difficult to find scholarship money, but that'd be the most of it.

That's actually what i was talking about, just looking at anything threatens to be a cripplingly huge risk.

[TD1]

When I was little I used to have nightmares about that piece of shit rising up from the ground and chasing me, if I met the puppet master for that shitcunt I would punch them in the face.

http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?action=profile;u=10183

Have fun. Don't kill him all at once.

[Hanslanda]

Saw a pretty nice butt today. She was really rockin those yoga pants.
Its actually been pretty boring today.

Here's to the inventor of yoga pants, the missus has a bunch and, well, to be blunt, sticking your face in there is just as fun as you think it would be.

Here here!

[Parsely]

So you're saying you're a fan of buns?

You rang? (U ͡° ͜u ͡°U)

[CABL]

I love butts and vegan baked goods.

But can you lie about it?

[Dunamisdeos]

Your googly saw looks like cookie monster and if you can make it blue, you should.

You're on my "I'm not going to kill you, but I don't have to save you" list now.

When I was little I used to have nightmares about that piece of shit rising up from the ground and chasing me, if I met the puppet master for that shitcunt I would punch them in the face.

But you can't, for he has been reformed from weak, soft wool into a cookie monster of hard wood. A woody monster.

[Max™]

I am no cookie monster, fuck you, I am the monster that eats monsters, I am a dragon.