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[Rolan7]

Happy third worst day to be born, after Dec 25 and Feb 29!

[KittyTac]

Already noon of January 1 here.

[King Zultan]

Happy new year everyone, even though I'm two hours late.

[wierd]

I already drank the fake margaritas.  (No alcohol at work.)

[Hanslanda]

Happy second best day to murder someone, folks. We'll see best day in about seven months.

The best time to transport a dead body is Christmas morning between 2am and 6am. We drove four hours and saw one single car.

[Frumple]

Oh, it's probably not the best day to hide bodies, to be fair. Just a day you're liable to be able to get away with shooting someone. Fireworks, straight up gunfire depending on where you are (some places folks fire off a few rounds on new years/the 4th -- for some nutjob reason some joints have legal restrictions on fireworks but not firearm discharge), etc., etc. Basically no one blinks if you shoot someone, cause they can't tell you shot someone instead of putting a few shots into the ground or somethin'.

Last night was a good night for murder is all I'm saying.

[hector13]

Halloween is surely the best night for transporting a body.

Arguably also the best night for committing a murder.

I'm sure there was a story about a murder victim being confused for a prop or something...

[Hanslanda]

Halloween is surely the best night for transporting a body.

Arguably also the best night for committing a murder.

I'm sure there was a story about a murder victim being confused for a prop or something...

A real mummified human yeah. He was forgotten and eventually used as a Halloween prop. Also Halloween would be the best night for home invasions.
"Trick or treat!"
"Aren't you a little old for that?"
*gun*
"What a rude thing to say. Let's discuss this inside."

[TD1]

Halloween is surely the best night for transporting a body.

Arguably also the best night for committing a murder.

I'm sure there was a story about a murder victim being confused for a prop or something...

A real mummified human yeah. He was forgotten and eventually used as a Halloween prop. Also Halloween would be the best night for home invasions.
"Trick or treat!"
"Aren't you a little old for that?"
*gun*
"'Trick' it is then, mother ducker."

FTFY

[Kagus]

Halloween is surely the best night for transporting a body.

Arguably also the best night for committing a murder.

I'm sure there was a story about a murder victim being confused for a prop or something...

A real mummified human yeah. He was forgotten and eventually used as a Halloween prop. Also Halloween would be the best night for home invasions.
"Trick or treat!"
"Aren't you a little old for that?"
*gun*
"'Trick' it is then, mother ducker."

FTFY

*Proceeds to 360 noscope the poor bastard on his own doorstep

[scriver]

I've been playing Dead Rising 3. I think Nick Ramos is probably the most sympathetic video game protagonist I've ever known.

I already drank the fake margaritas.  (No alcohol at work.)

The Margawrongas

Happy second best day to murder someone, folks. We'll see best day in about seven months.

The best time to transport a dead body is Christmas morning between 2am and 6am. We drove four hours and saw one single car.

Here Christmas morning is about the only time Swedes go to church, so there's usually quite a bit of cars going places. Can't be out after five am!

[Dunamisdeos]

hapy Birfday, 2019

[hector13]

... it’s the third of January in some places, man. Where have you been? :p

[LordBaal]

Celebrating a country free of the worst facets of Marxism?

[Dunamisdeos]

Celebrating a country free of the worst facets of Marxism?

Well sort of. My kid simultaneously contracted a cold and learned the word "no" "NO!" so it was mostly him just yelling no at everything he was asked for 3 days XD

There were comical times when we would be like hey you want a graham cracker and he would instantly and happily shout NOOO then be like no wait yes.