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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15727638 times)

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187020 on: September 12, 2018, 01:47:19 pm »

Spicy: Chili.

Non-spicy: Paprika.

~fin~

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edit: except it's spelled tjilis
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187021 on: September 12, 2018, 01:51:56 pm »

Spicy: Chili.

Non-spicy: Paprika.

~fin~

Haspen Hasgotitdown

edit: except it's spelled tjilis

What,in your weird Nordic-Finn-Dane dialect? /it fits in the discussion fakeedit: no it doesn’t because the discussion I’m thinking of is in a different thread
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187022 on: September 12, 2018, 01:57:35 pm »

Hans, I wouldn't recommend taking several different drugs at once, if at all. Even if you take what would be tiny doses individually, they may react in unexpected ways, including but not limited boosting the effect past the line of OD and hiding each others' effects to make you feel sober when you aren't. You could be and probably are just fine, but I don't know what you've taken or what your physiology is like well enough to tell for sure, and you probably don't either.

You've probably heard this advice as "don't mix uppers and downers" but it goes beyond those two categories, so please be careful.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187023 on: September 12, 2018, 01:57:53 pm »

Spicy: Chili.

Non-spicy: Paprika.

~fin~

Haspen Hasgotitdown

edit: except it's spelled tjilis

What,in your weird Nordic-Finn-Dane dialect? /it fits in the discussion fakeedit: no it doesn’t because the discussion I’m thinking of is in a different thread

Sorry, I don't speak consonant.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187024 on: September 12, 2018, 02:00:26 pm »

It isn't actually, because chilis came to Sweden after we stopped integrating new words into our own language and just used the other languages words directly instead.

But if it would have come to Sweden a few decades earlier, it probably would have been spelled tjili, or tjilli, today. It just struck me when I posted above (yesterday?) that it makes the tj sound, like in "tjur" (bull) or "tjena" (hello).
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187025 on: September 12, 2018, 02:01:12 pm »


I once played with a pet rabbit after the thing realized I was no threat it... It was surprisingly wild, it ran around like crazy, and once it reached the hand that was hiding for the game, it didn't hesitate to bite full force, little prick  ;D
Bunnies bite hard, but theyre super friendly once they realize youre their friend. Tho that depends on individuals. Some of them love belly rubs, others are extremely antisocial.


Fun fact regarding belly rubs; its a piece of cake to find a rabbits testes or vulva, theyre pretty damn obvious, but they do not appear to actually have an anus. I guess poo just teleports outside their bum through a naturally occurring wormhole.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187026 on: September 12, 2018, 02:04:08 pm »

Who'd have expected to find the secret to interstellar travel inside a lagomorph's hindquarters?
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187027 on: September 12, 2018, 02:06:40 pm »

It must be why all their shits are perfectly round. Such flawless circles can only be formed in complete gravity-less environments.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187028 on: September 12, 2018, 02:07:23 pm »


I once played with a pet rabbit after the thing realized I was no threat it... It was surprisingly wild, it ran around like crazy, and once it reached the hand that was hiding for the game, it didn't hesitate to bite full force, little prick  ;D
Bunnies bite hard, but theyre super friendly once they realize youre their friend. Tho that depends on individuals. Some of them love belly rubs, others are extremely antisocial.


Fun fact regarding belly rubs; its a piece of cake to find a rabbits testes or vulva, theyre pretty damn obvious, but they do not appear to actually have an anus. I guess poo just teleports outside their bum through a naturally occurring wormhole.

It is, however, extremely difficult to sex a rabbit.

By which I mean determine whether it's male or female, you dirty person you,
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the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187029 on: September 12, 2018, 02:21:40 pm »

Hans, I wouldn't recommend taking several different drugs at once, if at all. Even if you take what would be tiny doses individually, they may react in unexpected ways, including but not limited boosting the effect past the line of OD and hiding each others' effects to make you feel sober when you aren't. You could be and probably are just fine, but I don't know what you've taken or what your physiology is like well enough to tell for sure, and you probably don't either.

You've probably heard this advice as "don't mix uppers and downers" but it goes beyond those two categories, so please be careful.

Oh I'm quite aware of how stupid it is for me to do so. I'm checking BP and pulse as stated and I've got poison control on speed dial. And I've done this sorta thing probably 75-90 times.
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187030 on: September 12, 2018, 02:23:27 pm »

It is, however, extremely difficult to sex a rabbit.

By which I mean determine whether it's male or female, you dirty person you,

What you on? The testes look like regular old fuzzy balls, and the vulva looks like a fuzzy pudgy triangle with a pink crease down the middle just like a dogs. All you gotta do is flip em over and take a peak.

Its not like a fish or lizard or something. You dont have to do any crocodile hunter style cave exploring.

It is true that they dont seem to want to breed in captivity. You cant just stick the boys and girls in the same cage, that never worked for us. Had to let them roam free for a few days, then theyd come back pregnant once you catch em again
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« Reply #187031 on: September 12, 2018, 02:25:47 pm »

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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187032 on: September 12, 2018, 04:17:12 pm »

I've learned of the existence of the earworm that Putin, Putout is.

Putin, Putout~
Putin, Putout~
Putin putout putout putin putout putin putin putout~!
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Re: [Tho] It is made of raw. It creates extra posts [#####+] (Happy thread)
« Reply #187033 on: September 12, 2018, 04:25:35 pm »

Just wait until you find the Angel in the Skies, ex-Virgin from paradise
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« Reply #187034 on: September 12, 2018, 05:14:42 pm »

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