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[Dunamisdeos]

It's a beautiful day and I just stomped 3x my number of Romans as the Spartans.

Fun fact: Sparta was reformed in 2011 and is the most conservative place in all of Greece.

That is madness!

THIS. IS. A MUNICIPALITY IN MODERN GREECE AND WE VOTED TO RETAIN MONARCHY.

*flings ballot paper at your face angrily*

[Hanslanda]

So, you defeated exactly 900 romans?

<.<
More like 3000 because Leonidas was a constrained by a weird holiday and I was invading on a Tuesday in May. 😛

[Loud Whispers]

You've got this, LW!

Cheers m9

[scriver]

Congrats, LW! What kind of job is it, if you don't mind me masking?

[hector13]

Making people on the Internet cry with dank memes and vicious analysis.

It was just a hobby until now.

[scriver]

Russia has finally discovered him, interview is actually with Putin himself

[Dunamisdeos]

Russia has finally discovered him, interview is actually with Putin himself

Making people on the Internet cry with dank memes and vicious analysis.

It was just a hobby until now.

It's 2018 so these are two compatible possibilities.

[Loud Whispers]

I am to be Chief Communicative Diploblyat of Democratic People's Breakaway Republic of Arstotzka

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Real job is a headhunting one. There is something deep and cyclical in trying to get recruited by those responsible for recruiting. Who will headhunt the headhunters? Would the world be a better place if headhunters were entirely staffed by their more literal namesake? Who knows.

[TamerVirus]

After you hunt the head, what do you do with the rest of the body?
Do you throw it in the trash?

[Loud Whispers]

No, I put it in the recycling. I'm no barbarian you know

[Max™]

You dispose of it properly in a metal container filled with water like you do with any non-mineral oil soaked rag.

His head exploded, and the event was unrelated to any outside influence. Outside of his head, that is.

The why and how appear unimportant, and cover-ups are in place to prevent people from finding these things out.

I thought this idea originated in the forums here?


Happy: I have a card scraper, 400 to 3000 grit paper, a combo and speed square, and a set of 4 toggle clamps coming for my birthday tomorrow!

[Dunamisdeos]

You dispose of it properly in a metal container filled with water like you do with any non-mineral oil soaked rag.

His head exploded, and the event was unrelated to any outside influence. Outside of his head, that is.

The why and how appear unimportant, and cover-ups are in place to prevent people from finding these things out.

I thought this idea originated in the forums here?


Happy: I have a card scraper, 400 to 3000 grit paper, a combo and speed square, and a set of 4 toggle clamps coming for my birthday tomorrow!

I.... may have posted it before and forgot? It was brought to my attention some time ago. It was new because I got reminded about it today and did not think I posted it before.

[Max™]

I think it was in the conspiracy thread like months and months ago that "sometimes Kennedy heads just do that" which got a chuckle from me since he was obviously shot by a gunman hidden in the storm drain.

[Dunamisdeos]

I think it was in the conspiracy thread like months and months ago that "sometimes Kennedy heads just do that" which got a chuckle from me since he was obviously shot by a gunman hidden in the storm drain.

Only if by storm drain you mean Denver Airport.

[Max™]

Hell of a shot (but seriously, go stand in Dealey Plaza where he was shot and look down to your right) if you ask me.