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[scriver]

The idea that spiders crawl on you while asleep is a myth. Have you ever for example seen a spider crawling on a sleeping girlfriend?

If spiders were crawling around on beds then you'd get a fair share of spiders crushed when you roll over and stuff. That just doesn't happen.

This doesn't happen to you? It's happened to me. Well, once. BUT I'M A STILL SLEAPER

[Loud Whispers]

The idea that spiders crawl on you while asleep is a myth. Have you ever for example seen a spider crawling on a sleeping girlfriend?

If spiders were crawling around on beds then you'd get a fair share of spiders crushed when you roll over and stuff. That just doesn't happen.

I can confirm having observed two do that, in the second instance, the spider absailed down on a little thread right onto my nose at 1 in the morning. And those were just the instances wherein I was awake! It helps if you have a good proportion of spiders to human ratio in your house

[scriver]

I once had a spider assault me while I was showering.

[Yoink]

Only fair I suppose, plenty of spiders have been maimed, killed or traumatised by a sudden blast of a human shower roaring to life.

[Max™]

The idea that spiders crawl on you while asleep is a myth. Have you ever for example seen a spider crawling on a sleeping girlfriend?

If spiders were crawling around on beds then you'd get a fair share of spiders crushed when you roll over and stuff. That just doesn't happen.

I have certainly never crawled all over my perfectly regular human female girlfriend lady.

I'm not afraid of spiders. Probably because the only spiders in my area are tiny spiders that sit in corners and don't bother anyone.

That's what spitters do, except at night they head out and hunt down mosquitobastards, recluses, gnats, and so forth.

As for happy... well.... it was a bit longer than 30 seconds thankfully...

[EnigmaticHat]

King K. Rool is in smash now, which makes up for Waluigi not being playable

What they need to do is right before the game comes out hype "the last revealed character."  Only show them as a silhouette, hype them up for weeks.  Have it clearly be Waluigi.

Then on the day before release reveal that its some bullshit clone like "shadow Luigi."

[Caz]

King K. Rool is in smash now, which makes up for Waluigi not being playable

What they need to do is right before the game comes out hype "the last revealed character."  Only show them as a silhouette, hype them up for weeks.  Have it clearly be Waluigi.

Then on the day before release reveal that its some bullshit clone like "shadow Luigi."

Don't give them ideas ffs

[scriver]

Shadow Luigi, also known as 7uigi

[Max™]

My, my, Max! How overt! I think an 'attaboy' is about all we can add to that per guidelines.

I don't get the reference, but it's just amusing because I've never had the song pop in my head within the "last 30 minutes I wanna hear you sing with me" window.

[Mech#4]

Perhaps we'd notice the spiders if we utilized the unused 90% of our brains.

Most spiders cannot be seen until your Insight is higher than 40.

Which'll never happen until those damn archeologists let us drink the sarcophagus juice.

Well, Mummy's Tea does cure blindness, deafness and all diseases.

What's this, another chance to reference Lemon Demon?

Hm, catchy song and I learned something new, thanks! Today is a good day.

[dragdeler]

-snip-

[Max™]

The Urists go barfing one by one
Hurrah, hurrah
The Urists go barfing one by one
Hurrah, hurrah
The little one stops to bite a wolf
The others say it was inevitable
As she was a goof
And they all go marching
Down, in the ground
To get out of the sun
*blurgh, hork, ruuurrrgh*

Spiderlady Totenkinder is happily set up above the flowers, and I was able to get a shot of her very pretty rump!

Spoiler: Well, pretty in an aesthetic sense, I am not a spider ha ha heh heh heh (click to show/hide)

[dragdeler]

-snip-

[Khan Boyzitbig]

'Tis a pretty Spider.

[ChairmanPoo]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)