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[Dunamisdeos]

WAIT A SECOND YOUR AVATAR IS FROM STARGATE.

Also I bet half of the forums would jump at the chance to help if you really need anything in that regard. We'd also not have you getting into any real non-legal trouble when we could help, I'm sure.

[Hanslanda]

To be truthful, USA is... Not the best place to emigrate to atm. Maybe we should start a crowd funding thing for Baal.

[hector13]

Considering what he’d be moving away from, the relative stability of the US would be alright for Baal I think.

To return this to cynicism though, who do we need to bribe for you, Baal?

[birdy51]

Considering what he’d be moving away from, the relative stability of the US would be alright for Baal I think.

To return this to cynicism though, who do we need to bribe for you, Baal?

Maybe we should bribe the Trump. I heard he liked money.

[Hanslanda]

I never realized how badly I want to commit that felony before. I absolutely must bribe a foreign gov't official now.

[Dunamisdeos]

I never realized how badly I want to commit that felony before. I absolutely must bribe a foreign gov't official now.

Actually, that only seems to apply to corporations and businesses, from my very quick skimming. I recommend taking me at my word and immediately asking Putin for a favor or two, hint wink nudge wink wink.

[hector13]

Anglophobia assuaged yaaaaaas.

[lemon10]

Watched the 2nd season finale of legion. It was amazing.

Spoiler: Fairly minor spoiler (click to show/hide)

It had a pretty damn amazing telepath battle in it, that alone was worth the whole season in my opinion. And that isn't even mentioning everything *else* that happened in the episode, which I can't talk about due to not wanting to *actually* spoil anything.

Even without that though the entire season was amazing and bizzare and highly worth a watch.

[LordBaal]

Yeah duna, my avatar is from Stargate. And thanks for the kind words, I would also help anyone in need. That reminds me, has anybody seen Mr roboto?

Hansa I know the USA has a some turbulence right now but as Hector says, considering how things are here it would be a very positive change, especially for someone just looking for honest job to provide decent living for his family, not breaking any laws and keeping its head down.

As whom to bribe Hector, from this side currently I would need to bribe the officials that hand the passports to get our baby passport. It's around 500$ but I heard even up to 1000$ has been asked. Then either at the airport or the border with Colombia a "fare" is almost a given asked by the guards (think of the 40k imperial guard, only more corruption, inefficient and completely useless, that by chance also worship the body of a "eternal commander") . Up to 100$ per person is what I have heard. This apply specially for people with babies, they let you pass/board the plane, but not your baby unless you pay them.

If I want to have my papers checked for international use that would put me another 100$ per each of us. This could allow us to try to find a job in our careers and not having issues latter with our baby papers.

I'm sure I'm missing some thing but that would be the main bribing quote I think.

Form your side I don't know, perhaps Turmp does like money but I don't think a couple Benjamin's would suffice.

[Teneb]

Yeah duna, my avatar is from Stargate. And thanks for the kind words, I would also help anyone in need. That reminds me, has anybody seen Mr roboto?

Hansa I know the USA has a some turbulence right now but as Hector says, considering how things are here it would be a very positive change, especially for someone just looking for honest job to provide decent living for his family, not breaking any laws and keeping its head down.

As whom to bribe Hector, from this side currently I would need to bribe the officials that hand the passports to get our baby passport. It's around 500$ but I heard even up to 1000$ has been asked. Then either at the airport or the border with Colombia a "fare" is almost a given asked by the guards (think of the 40k imperial guard, only more corruption, inefficient and completely useless, that by chance also worship the body of a "eternal commander") . Up to 100$ per person is what I have heard. This apply specially for people with babies, they let you pass/board the plane, but not your baby unless you pay them.

If I want to have my papers checked for international use that would put me another 100$ per each of us. This could allow us to try to find a job in our careers and not having issues latter with our baby papers.

I'm sure I'm missing some thing but that would be the main bribing quote I think.

Form your side I don't know, perhaps Turmp does like money but I don't think a couple Benjamin's would suffice.

Baal, seriously: Brazil is taking in venezuelan refugees. You can apply and they will take you in. Hell, if you just show up at the border and say you're in need to asylum they'll take you in. If you are still starving like you said you were sometime ago, there's not a whole lot to lose but the attachment you have to your homeland. And, unlike the US, it is a hell of a lot easier to go back to Venezuela if want to in the future.

[Frumple]

... unrelated to the various felonies being discussed, I just now noticed the old SNES super robot wars elemental lords side game/spin-off thing got translated in the last couple months. That thing was pretty damn great when I couldn't understand a word of it, so... yay.

[Dunamisdeos]

Is this the actual title of a thing

super robot wars elemental lords side game

[Frumple]

Not quite in that order, but... basically! The title is "Super Robot Taisen Gaiden: Masoukishin - The Lord of Elemental". Super Robot Taisen is Super Robot Wars, Gaiden is Side Story, and the rest is right there.

[LordBaal]

Didn't knew I could apply to Brazil on a formal fashion. I'll try to find info about it. Thanks Teneb.

[EnigmaticHat]

If you do end up in the US, don't try to bribe anyone.  We have corruption but usually not that kind of corruption, immigrants from countries where bribery is expected will sometimes get in trouble here trying to give money to cops.

My unrelated happy: I found a large herd of whalebros in Subnautica (AKA reefback leviathans).  I'm going to make my house there.