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[NJW2000]

Hopefully going to get a job as a Psychometrician \o/ Finally! All I would like to be is a scientist of thought because of how awesome thoughts are.

Awesome!

So are you trying to get a job creating/applying psychological tests, or assessing non-psychological exams/tests? Or both?

[Tiruin]

Hopefully going to get a job as a Psychometrician \o/ Finally! All I would like to be is a scientist of thought because of how awesome thoughts are.

Awesome!

So are you trying to get a job creating/applying psychological tests, or assessing non-psychological exams/tests? Or both?

Sadly the job openings here are minimal in my locality :< Universities are the common area for applications, so it's usually the latter over the former, although I still have to ask different sectors for openings and whatnot (there are nooooone!).

It's just that I'm still in the 'applying' phase and not the 'interview' phase x_x Because wow our country really needs more mental health professionals but FUNDING and BUDGETS and ECONOMY!

_{Also it makes me happy whenever people speak to me, like here!}

[Loud Whispers]

lmao a spider the size of my thumbnail crawled out of the trousers I put on. This is a sign of good luck to come

[NJW2000]

Better than a spider the size of your trousers crawling out of your thumbnail, I guess. Unless you're planning a career in surrealist art.

[Loud Whispers]

Better than a spider the size of your trousers crawling out of your thumbnail, I guess. Unless you're planning a career in surrealist art.

"Ah yes, this art represents my fear of man-sized spiders crawling in my skin"
Though to be fair, it would be pretty spooky having an exoskeleton come out of your endoskeleton

[pisskop]

Offered a new job; a promotion.  I was terrified that I would not get it, now I'm terrified I'll fail to satisfy the bossmen.

[hector13]

Welcome to Adulthood, or Learning to Stop Worrying by Constantly Replacing it With Different Worries

[JoshuaFH]

Offered a new job; a promotion.  I was terrified that I would not get it, now I'm terrified I'll fail to satisfy the bossmen.

Welcome to Adulthood, or Learning to Stop Worrying by Constantly Replacing it With Different Worries

I'll just eat to settle down my worries.

Oh no, now the food and stress are making me fat!

And giving me diabetes!

And making my hair fall out!

And making my teeth rot!

And ruining my social life!

And giving me a heart attack!

I'm dying!

But right before I die, am I going to heaven or hell? God, another thing to worry about! *Dead*

[Enemy post]

Offered a new job; a promotion.  I was terrified that I would not get it, now I'm terrified I'll fail to satisfy the bossmen.

Welcome to Adulthood, or Learning to Stop Worrying by Constantly Replacing it With Different Worries

I'll just eat to settle down my worries.

Oh no, now the food and stress are making me fat!

And giving me diabetes!

And making my hair fall out!

And making my teeth rot!

And ruining my social life!

And giving me a heart attack!

I'm dying!

But right before I die, am I going to heaven or hell? God, another thing to worry about! *Dead*

Editor's note:JoshuaFH was later reincarnated as an awesome shark.

[TD1]

A loan shark, reborn to prey upon those worried about promotions and pay.

[Yoink]

Holy carp! I just looked at the calendar! This fortnight is one of those rare and joyous occasions where my next payday coincides with the day the rent is due!
I was being unnecessarily frugal with money... perhaps I shall keep that up and actually accumulate some savings for once.

[scriver]

Hopefully going to get a job as a Psychometrician \o/ Finally! All I would like to be is a scientist of thought because of how awesome thoughts are.

Awesome!

So are you trying to get a job creating/applying psychological tests, or assessing non-psychological exams/tests? Or both?

Sadly the job openings here are minimal in my locality :< Universities are the common area for applications, so it's usually the latter over the former, although I still have to ask different sectors for openings and whatnot (there are nooooone!).

It's just that I'm still in the 'applying' phase and not the 'interview' phase x_x Because wow our country really needs more mental health professionals but FUNDING and BUDGETS and ECONOMY!

_{Also it makes me happy whenever people speak to me, like here!}

Congratulations, Tiruin!

I've never heard of that job title before, but going on what it sounds like I'm assuming your area of responsibility will be measuring the amount of psychic energy in the air.

[Loud Whispers]

Some dude on youtube comments was being all condescending to me, which is not at all surprising for youtube comments - then 25 minutes later, this guy apologizes to me for being condescending o_O
I had to thank the guy for his sincerity cos it was so surprising to see any sort of introspection on youtube comments of all things

[hops]

Hopefully going to get a job as a Psychometrician \o/ Finally! All I would like to be is a scientist of thought because of how awesome thoughts are.

Awesome!

So are you trying to get a job creating/applying psychological tests, or assessing non-psychological exams/tests? Or both?

Sadly the job openings here are minimal in my locality :< Universities are the common area for applications, so it's usually the latter over the former, although I still have to ask different sectors for openings and whatnot (there are nooooone!).

It's just that I'm still in the 'applying' phase and not the 'interview' phase x_x Because wow our country really needs more mental health professionals but FUNDING and BUDGETS and ECONOMY!

_{Also it makes me happy whenever people speak to me, like here!}

Congratulations, Tiruin!

I've never heard of that job title before, but going on what it sounds like I'm assuming your area of responsibility will be measuring the amount of psychic energy in the air.

Actually her job is to treat people who refuse to use the metric system.

[TD1]

In which case, I'll need an appointment.