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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15889352 times)

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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184485 on: January 27, 2018, 02:54:37 pm »

In today's D&D session I did 48 damage in a single attack, at level four, with a shortsword. God, my synergies have become so powerful.
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184486 on: January 27, 2018, 05:35:28 pm »

5e or 3.5?

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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184487 on: January 27, 2018, 05:41:20 pm »

5e. +1 shortsword, level four sneak attack, critical hit, savage attack and great rolling.

The shambling mound that had swallowed me was bisected. I fucking hate nature, man.
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184488 on: January 27, 2018, 06:14:04 pm »

I just recently had minor back surgery. I had temporary nerve blocks placed on my lower spine to help with excess pain that I've been going through. Over the past couple of days, I've gone from a constant 7 or 8 to a 3. I feel human again. Literally life changing.
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184489 on: January 27, 2018, 06:15:29 pm »

Bass boosted running in the 90s is life.

Glad to hear the pain is better! That sounds atrocious tbh

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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184490 on: January 27, 2018, 06:24:01 pm »

I just had another series of tests ran on me, checking my neck through an xray and stuff. The doctors seemed oddly optimistic so I hope this means something good, I wont know till they can check with my actual doctor on monday though.
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184491 on: January 28, 2018, 09:21:54 am »

I am happy that my flu doesn't completely ruin my appetite, or I would have had bleeding empty stomach lining by now from the amounts of ibuprofen taken.
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184492 on: January 28, 2018, 11:43:21 am »

Netflix has a bunch of new stuff, including that hero school anime everybody's been talking about.

Now I just need to find time to actually watch it.
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184493 on: January 28, 2018, 12:54:07 pm »

Shit did anyone notice the new subject because i just did
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184494 on: January 28, 2018, 05:24:12 pm »

5e. +1 shortsword, level four sneak attack, critical hit, savage attack and great rolling.

The shambling mound that had swallowed me was bisected. I fucking hate nature, man.
How did you get a sneak attack on something that swallowed you?
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184495 on: January 28, 2018, 05:41:44 pm »

How did you get a sneak attack on something that swallowed you?

He flanked it on the one side nobody expects - the inside!
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184496 on: January 28, 2018, 05:45:28 pm »

5e. +1 shortsword, level four sneak attack, critical hit, savage attack and great rolling.

The shambling mound that had swallowed me was bisected. I fucking hate nature, man.
How did you get a sneak attack on something that swallowed you?

If I recall correctly in 5e Rogues get sneak attack damage anytime they have Advantage (a reroll to hit) on their attack roll. Being inside something probably counts as a reason to get a bonus to stab it's innards.
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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184497 on: January 28, 2018, 06:24:17 pm »

If I knew where to obtain it, and had friends who would be willing to play it, I would so obtain DnD

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Re: [Why] You literally did this (Happy thread)
« Reply #184498 on: January 28, 2018, 07:15:11 pm »

Well, 5e released a free player's guide with all the basic classes and an archetype (specialisation) for each class. Pretty sure most if not everything you need to run a game can be found in srds online legally.

As for friends, can't help you there really. If you're looking to play in the flesh, try a gaming hobby store or something. Online is a lot easier.
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