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[SalmonGod]

Eh? Break egg into glass, whisk with fork, pour in hot, oily pan. Wait ‘til it’s less fluid, flip. Flip ‘til both sides golden brown.

It only gets complicated when you put things in it, but who wants things in their omelette?

In saying that I always had a non-stick pan, never tried it otherwise.

If you don't put things in it, it's not an omelette.  It's just an egg.

[hector13]

Omelette.

[scriver]

Eh? Break egg into glass, whisk with fork, pour in hot, oily pan. Wait ‘til it’s less fluid, flip. Flip ‘til both sides golden brown.

It only gets complicated when you put things in it, but who wants things in their omelette?

In saying that I always had a non-stick pan, never tried it otherwise.

If you don't put things in it, it's not an omelette.  It's just an egg.

So much this. If you stent gonna put things in it, why are you making it an omelette? Might as well just straight fry it.

[hector13]

'cause fried eggs are just flat boiled eggs. I don't want flat boiled eggs, I want an omelette.

[Reelya]

Scrambled eggs, with a side of fried tomato. Put Philadelphia Cream Cheese and bacon in the eggs. Maybe fry some sliced mushrooms with the tomatoes.

[Egan_BW]

Fried eggs are the best choice. Especially with that liquidy yolk, mmm.

[SalmonGod]

I can't even conceive of eggs being an omelette without cheese.

[RedKing]

My age is now a multiple of many more numbers then previously! Apparently this endows me with political power?

I'm literally old enough to be your father. Thankfully, by the time I was 24, I wasn't drinking so much that I had memory gaps wherein you might have been conceived.

Now if you were a few years older, all bets would be off. >_>

[Khan Boyzitbig]

I am 24 and the memory gaps I have aren't drink related (as in they predate any drinking of alcohol). Thankfully that also means no suddenly "oh hi, remember that night? here is your son!".

And my internet is officially fixed by replacing a DSL cable earlier. No idea why the cable was the problem unless the previous report of car+cable box caused a surge or something.

[scourge728]

Omelette is defined as a dish of beaten eggs cooked in a frying pan until firm, often with a filling added while cooking, and usually served folded over, at least, according to google's dictionary

[Eric Blank]

Its my weekend now i can sleep all i want

[Yoink]

Speaking of leg hair, last I checked I had developed an unexplained smooth patch on one leg, where I used to have a thick coat of hair. Perhaps due to wearing tight pants for too long throughout periods of cold weather? I don't know.

Hopefully that clears up, else I might have to shave the whole mess to try and grow back an even coat before shorts weather fully sets in. :-/

[TD1]

Many farmers (wow, wrote 'vampires' there and had to change it) have little to no hair where they wear their boots. In a particularly country-orientated school I attended, they saw hair on my legs and said (good naturedly) "you aren't a farmer."

[Yoink]

Well, I certainly don't have much hair on my feet.
I would have thought farmers would be hairy in the extreme, though? Although, I guess here their ilk would most likely tend to wear short shorts rather than anything sensible that might impact their hairiness. Different climates, I guess.

[Mephansteras]

Shit how does one shave their knee area without getting blood everywhere?

Never shaved my knees, but based on many years of shaving my face...get a really good razor. The ones with many blades are in fact better than single-bladed razors. (Straight razors are another thing entirely and their own skillset) Then, work carefully on your strokes and make sure that you are not sliding the blade as you go. It should follow the contours of the area you are shaving and stay flat to the current surface. The blades generally cannot cut you if you are holding it correctly. Most cuts come from the blade sliding sideways as you move it, or due to chips in the blade (at which point, replace the blade).