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[Eric Blank]

Better than my flirting attempt today; was gonna talk to the cashier in the deli, she just straight up said she was gay and complained that guys still hit on her, before id even opened my mouth or anything. Still an okay conversation about stuff regardless, but fuck my luck.

At least i still got my sandwich :v it was good.

[Egan_BW]

Having a friend who gives you sandwiches is probably better than a relationship anyway.

[Yoink]

My Happy: just saw Dark Temple for the first time. Definitely a new local band to keep an eye on!

They gave me a free compact disc when I expressed my enthusiasm!
Now if only I could figure out how to fit this thing into my tape deck...

Having a friend who gives you sandwiches is probably better than a relationship anyway.

Is it okay to tell them to "get back in the kitchen" as long as they aren't your spouse?

[Egan_BW]

Having a friend who gives you sandwiches is probably better than a relationship anyway.

Is it okay to tell them to "get back in the kitchen" as long as they aren't your spouse?

Only if you're saying "let's go back to the kitchen and make some sandwiches." As a friend, you're obliged to help make them.

[hector13]

Having a friend who gives you sandwiches is probably better than a relationship anyway.

Is it okay to tell them to "get back in the kitchen" as long as they aren't your spouse?

Only if you're saying "let's go back to the kitchen and make some sandwiches." As a friend, you're obliged to help make them.

Friends are just obligations, man. Just make your own sandwiches and then you don't have to share the sandwiches. Or be interrupted while eating the sandwiches with "hey, how are your sandwiches?" or somesuch inane nonsense. It's sandwich time, proper reverence must be shown.

[Egan_BW]

How lonely and sad.

[hector13]

Pfft, how can I be lonely when I have all the sandwiches? I'd be more sad with half the sandwiches.

[Egan_BW]

Sandwiches are not a zero-sum game, hector.

[Yoink]

Yeah, if you're required to assist with the sandwich-making, wtf is the point of having someone to make them for you to begin with?
Just make your own sandwich and enjoy it in comfortable seclusion, then there's less washing up to be done afterwards, too! Plus you don't have some twerp critiquing your cooking skills and methods.   


I actually understand the appeal and fun of a communal cooking sesh to be honest, but by gawd it would be nice to live alone and have my own damn kitchen.    

[wierd]

Fools. Choose your sandwich making friends wisely. Select only those with epic sandwich making powers, who know the art of the true Ruben. Even if you have to help in the creation, you will be richly rewarded.

[hector13]

Sandwiches are not a zero-sum game, hector.

Of course not. Zero sandwiches would be awful.

[Eric Blank]

One sandwich is sufficient for breakfast before work. Two might make you ill.

[wierd]

This depends heavily on what is in the sandwich.

I mean, are we talking a massive 2ft hoagie po-boy, or are we talking some horrid vegan monstrosity made of whole grain chia seed bread and beansprouts?

[SalmonGod]

my nightvisions's shoddy (I think I can thank blue eyes for that)

blue eyes = bad nightvision?... I thought it was the opposite.  I have very blue eyes, and sunlight is painful to me.  I never go out in daylight without sunglasses, unless it's extremely overcast.  My nightvision is definitely above average.  Most of the time I'm at home, even, I prefer to sit in the dark by only the light of my monitor.  It's all I need to do most things.

[Yoink]

...or are we talking some horrid vegan monstrosity made of whole grain chia seed bread and beansprouts?

Hey now, don't imply that all vegans eat beansprouts!
Plenty of them share my opinion that the things are freakin' gross.