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[scriver]

I have been working in a french kitchen all summer. Recently got promoted to supervisor. That means I officially know enough french to supervise a french kitchen.

French words please! :3

JE SUIS LE POETE GRINGOIRE JE SUIS PRINCE DE RUE DE PARIS

[martinuzz]

Fetchez la vache

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YV0LGMGuLN0

[MonkeyHead]

Ce'st beucoup lapin dans mon pantalon.

Pompemouuse!

[Hanslanda]

High school French fail me not!

Je suis venir le chat. Merde. Le pamplemouse es tres jolie.

Word salad is fun.

[Yoink]

Friday was the first official day of Spring, and already the weather has been noticeably warmer.
It's as though Someone just flipped the switch on the brutal cold we'd been having. I just sat on the toilet seat without an insulating layer of TP between it and my skin and survived! With only mild, brief discomfort!

At this rate it will soon be warm enough for me to wear my lucky jeans!
I don't know how to say any of that in French.

[Ghills]

Friday was the first official day of Spring, and already the weather has been noticeably warmer.
It's as though Someone just flipped the switch on the brutal cold we'd been having. I just sat on the toilet seat without an insulating layer of TP between it and my skin and survived! With only mild, brief discomfort!

At this rate it will soon be warm enough for me to wear my lucky jeans!
I don't know how to say any of that in French.

Ouch, those temps sound brutal.

Have you considered a heated toilet seat/bidet?  Very much worth it.

[overseer05-15]

Friday was the first official day of Spring, and already the weather has been noticeably warmer.
It's as though Someone just flipped the switch on the brutal cold we'd been having. I just sat on the toilet seat without an insulating layer of TP between it and my skin and survived! With only mild, brief discomfort!

At this rate it will soon be warm enough for me to wear my lucky jeans!
I don't know how to say any of that in French.

Ouch, those temps sound brutal.

Have you considered a heated toilet seat/bidet?  Very much worth it.

I dont think a bidet is what you think it is.

[NAV]

I have been working in a french kitchen all summer. Recently got promoted to supervisor. That means I officially know enough french to supervise a french kitchen.

French words please! :3

Today I learned Lentement, which means slow, and Puissance, which means power.

[Ghills]

Friday was the first official day of Spring, and already the weather has been noticeably warmer.
It's as though Someone just flipped the switch on the brutal cold we'd been having. I just sat on the toilet seat without an insulating layer of TP between it and my skin and survived! With only mild, brief discomfort!

At this rate it will soon be warm enough for me to wear my lucky jeans!
I don't know how to say any of that in French.

Ouch, those temps sound brutal.

Have you considered a heated toilet seat/bidet?  Very much worth it.

I dont think a bidet is what you think it is.

I'm thinking of the toilet seat replacement we got a few years ago that could heat the seat and included a bidet.  Looked sort of like this one: http://www.homedepot.com/p/TOTO-C100-Electric-Bidet-Seat-for-Elongated-Toilet-in-Cotton-White-sw2034-01/206794794

[overseer05-15]

Friday was the first official day of Spring, and already the weather has been noticeably warmer.
It's as though Someone just flipped the switch on the brutal cold we'd been having. I just sat on the toilet seat without an insulating layer of TP between it and my skin and survived! With only mild, brief discomfort!

At this rate it will soon be warm enough for me to wear my lucky jeans!
I don't know how to say any of that in French.

Ouch, those temps sound brutal.

Have you considered a heated toilet seat/bidet?  Very much worth it.

I dont think a bidet is what you think it is.

I'm thinking of the toilet seat replacement we got a few years ago that could heat the seat and included a bidet.  Looked sort of like this one: http://www.homedepot.com/p/TOTO-C100-Electric-Bidet-Seat-for-Elongated-Toilet-in-Cotton-White-sw2034-01/206794794

I thought you meant heated seat or bidet. I had no idea that those came as combo pieces. Also, bidets are super uncomfortable to use and I do not recommend them.

[Rose]

But how do you wash your ass properly without a bidet?

[hops]

I think I'm finally sleeping right, although I still feel sleepy as shit in the morning.

But how do you wash your ass properly without a bidet?

Coming from someone whose country don't even use toilets most of the time

[Rose]

That's a lie and you know it.

[overseer05-15]

That's a lie and you know it.

I would trust him to understand his own sleeping habits.

[Rose]

Sure, but not my pooping habits.