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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16201766 times)

Comrade P.

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The new season of Samurai Jack is amazing.

I know, right? It's gonna be short, but it's gonna be a blast.
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Sun's rising and I'm still up listening to stoner rock and psych.
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Finally found a good place to rent.
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Police have decided the remains I found belong to the old woman that ran out of her house a couple years ago. Its good her family can finally say goddbye to her properly.

In better news, we got my horse to cross a ditch she was afraid of by blindfolding her. She even completely forgot she was wearing the saddle until we took it off.

Oh, wow, I saw that on the news, which is an incredible coincidence since that's the only part of the news I've watched for the last month.

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the remains I found
Wait, what
Oh yes he mentioned taking a walk and discovering some human remains a little while ago (with his dog?). Recently if I recall.
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Police have decided the remains I found belong to the old woman that ran out of her house a couple years ago. Its good her family can finally say goddbye to her properly.

I imagine the scene thus:

a whiteboard, attached to it a set of photographs of recent missing persons, the spaces between the photos pockmarked with small holes. A police officer throws a dart, hitting a picture of an old woman. A grizzled older man with yellow stains under the armpits of his too small shirt claps his hands together

"Okay, that's who we found."

A younger, better dressed man looks confused, glancing between the older man and the whiteboard a few times.

"Sir?"

"The remains, that's who they belong to."

"But sir, the remains are much too small to b-"

"Don't argue with the darts, Kevin, or I'll bust your ass down to private faster than you can blink!"

"There aren't even privates in the police force!"

"Kevin, I'm warning you, you little shit, I'm not in the mood for insubordination. The darts have spoken."



You know, or maybe they were a bit more tactful about the whole thing, getting forensics and shit to identify the remains.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

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Holy shit, EB! Still, must have been a real shock finding those in the first place.
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Darkest Garden - Illustrated game. - What mysteries lie in the abandoned dark?

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Got NieR: Automata for myself despite resolving to buy no new games this year. And I sincerely do not regret it. My two-hour impressions are already overwhelmingly positive on both the big and little things.

Plot: From what hints I've picked up on and the small bits of spoilers I encountered, it's a solid predictable twist, quite well executed. Characters are pretty good, though the English VAs aren't the best. Might switch to JP voices since everything is subtitled.

Sound: Music is fucking fantastic, general sound quality is good, especially the environmental stuff.

Gameplay: Hoo boy. Okay, so think a mixture of bullet hell and more acrobatic high-mobility Souls-style combat. When you're on the ground it's that rhythmic attack-dodge-attack sort of deal, reading attacks and timing your dodges so that you can transition back into combos. Looks to be ~100 different melee weapons. You also get a little floating gunpod that you control, for shooting and special skills. There are flashy execution moves you can (always optionally) trigger. When you attack in midair, you go through your whole combo at that elevation, sorta like MGR. There's also a flightsuit sort of gameplay which comes up occasionally, which varies between vertical, horizontal, and top-down omnidirectional bullet hell gameplay.

Speaking of the camera angles, the camera is amazing. It transitions to often radically different perspectives based on the environment you're in, and almost always does so smoothly and naturally. Feelsgoodman.

Then there's the little things. When you run through shallow water, 2B's legs and skirt will get wet, but her upper body will stay dry.
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You can jump up ladders. When you descend, 2B swings around to go down the side like a firepole instead of taking that same stupid "hump the ladder" pose that's pretty much universal for fast descents.
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When you hold the jump button to slow-fall suspended from your gunpod, this is how it looks.
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When you start to auto-run, 2B works up to real Six Million Dollar (Wo)Man speed. Instead of having weapons clipping all over while holstered, they designed the game so that all of your equipment is supposed to hover above you. Just... everything about this game feels so meaty, beautiful, and above all well thought out. Even the ruined city area manages to be interconnected, vertical, and visually interesting.

Butt of course there's also the big reason that a lot of people initially bought it.
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Definitely play with a controller though. I tried M&K, it's too awkward to manage, especially because the rebinding is limited so you're basically stuck tapping movement buttons to dodge, which sucks donkey dong. Just plug a 360 controller into a USB port or whatever.
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Aurora on small monitors:
1. Game Parameters -> Reduced Height Windows.
2. Lock taskbar to the right side of your desktop.
3. Run Resize Enable

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Humm, today turned out okay in spite of last night being as shitty as it was. Bowels have mostly recovered and i THINK i'll be able to sleep tonight, i had a good experience with a VERY fast and helpful customer service chap, and i spent a surprising amount of time playing Russian Overkill for Doom with Ketchup gore without my arms imploding. Gotta say, those two are a match made in heaven. Or uh, hell, i guess. :v
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3D Bullet hell?

What's that like?
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Flying Dice

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3D Bullet hell?

What's that like?
Well, there are a few sequences like that with bosses and certain enemies, which are pretty much what you'd expect: 3D patterns (you can get a lot of vertical and airborne movement with your jump, slowfall, and air attacks). But mostly from what I've seen so far it's literally traditional bullet hell setups that transition smoothly into the footbound melee combat mode. Like, you'll run a sequence entering an area wearing a set of very anime flying power armor where you play through a bullet hell stage with a couple different components, and then you enter the level and are on foot. Kinda hard to describe but it's implemented quite nicely.
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Aurora on small monitors:
1. Game Parameters -> Reduced Height Windows.
2. Lock taskbar to the right side of your desktop.
3. Run Resize Enable

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.... *salivates*

I don't even like bullet hell all too much.
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Eric Blank

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Holy shit, EB! Still, must have been a real shock finding those in the first place.

It was, kinda. But it worked out in the end
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Holy shit, EB! Still, must have been a real shock finding those in the first place.

It was, kinda. But it worked out in the end

kinda

EB: "sees corpse"
EB: Oh. That's shocking.
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