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[Rolan7]

Huh, and here I thought sexual assaults had something to do with turnips.

Any sex involving a vegetable is assault.
_{(time to see if pun hell is real)}

[Mephansteras]

Yeah, I remember having a serious 'what the hell?' moment when I first read about rapeseed oil. Turns out Canola stands for Canada Oil or some such.

Oh, and because this prompted me to look it up again to be accurate:

The term "rape" derives from the Latin word for turnip, rapum

[TD1]

Just a quick note: If you're alone in the shower at prison and a group rushes in shouting "Rape 'im!" they're probably not talking about turnips.

[Harry Baldman]

Just a quick note: If you're alone in the shower at prison and a group rushes in shouting "Rape 'im!" they're probably not talking about turnips.

Though if they are the consequences are possibly even more dire.

[ChairmanPoo]

The Grapist

[Sirus]

All this talk of oils reminded me of the bottle of garlic oil I've got stashed in the cupboard. Think I'll crack it open today and have some garlic bread with the leftover pasta I was already planning to eat

[Eric Blank]

You should smear it on random household objects just in case you accidentally invite a vampire into your house.

[Sirus]

Nah, I've got plenty of other garlicky things to turn to if that becomes an issue. This stuff was made almost-locally (only about a hundred and twenty miles away; I bought it local and brought it home) and it's too nice to waste on anything other than tastebuds and stomachs.

[SalmonGod]

Just discovered Soundgarden will be in Indianapolis the day after my birthday.

Potential sad if it doesn't work out.  And I don't really know the supporting acts...  But at a glance, it looks like a meant-to-be sort of divine coincidence.

[Yoink]

Sand witches is the worst kind of witches.

They're pretty damn sexy in a horrifying kinda way, though.     

[Mephansteras]

Sand witches is the worst kind of witches.

They're pretty damn sexy in a horrifying kinda way, though.   

How are witches running around in bathing suits horrifying?

[Sirus]

Sand witches is the worst kind of witches.

They're pretty damn sexy in a horrifying kinda way, though.   

How are witches running around in bathing suits horrifying?

Depends on the witch and the bathing suit in question, I guess.

[Haspen]

Sand witches is the worst kind of witches.

They're pretty damn sexy in a horrifying kinda way, though.   

How are witches running around in bathing suits horrifying?

He might've been meaning the other sand witch from that one not safe for work game v:

You never know.

[WillowLuman]

Sand witches is the worst kind of witches.

They're pretty damn sexy in a horrifying kinda way, though.   

How are witches running around in bathing suits horrifying?

He might've been meaning the other sand witch from that one not safe for work game v:

You never know.

[reaction]

Might not be academically treading water any more, as I might have gotten a seat in 3rd level French class.

[Jopax]

Saw John Wick 2.

To put it as short as possible, in terms of sequels and quality it's like Portal 2 was to the original Portal. Generally, more of the same, well shot and choreographed action with cool killers doing cool things and generally being cool and badass. If you liked the first one, you'll like this one. It's not as tight as the first one mind you and it feels like it's a bit longer than it should be but that might just be me.

Here's hoping lightning strikes the third time, or they shoot off in a different direction and make cool spinoffs since the world they've built (and now fleshed out a bit more) is hella interesting as far as action movie settings go.