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[Gunner-Chan]

I was a bit down because I didn't get to do anything special with owl for today. But my daughter was extra cute and sweet today and brought us both lots of chocolates to eat.

She's too perfect sometimes, honestly. Kinda makes me wish I had parents I was willing to go through that kinda trouble for when I was her age.

[Sergarr]

I, uh. A daughter. Huh.

when How did she survive the chaos of destruction and explosions?

[alway]

That's adorable.

...Except the first one, that one might be statutory.

shush, it's a happy image and there are no bad things in it

Besides, evolution status has nothing to do with age or (in some cases, especially Eevee) levels

Also, pokemon hatch sexually mature. You could literally get two pokemon that just came out of eggs to bonk and make another one.

Correction: pokemon reproduction is a mystery. Some pokemon have genders, some can't reproduce, but the means by which it happens is a mystery. Neither have they ever been seen *laying* eggs, only that they acquire them somehow out of view. But then, these are creatures which can be turned into energy by devices which also apparently rewrite their minds to some extent, so being weird about reproduction isn't actually all that unusual.

[Sergarr]

That's adorable.

...Except the first one, that one might be statutory.

shush, it's a happy image and there are no bad things in it

Besides, evolution status has nothing to do with age or (in some cases, especially Eevee) levels

Also, pokemon hatch sexually mature. You could literally get two pokemon that just came out of eggs to bonk and make another one.

Ew...? Do pokemons even age?

[Egan_BW]

That's adorable.

...Except the first one, that one might be statutory.

shush, it's a happy image and there are no bad things in it

Besides, evolution status has nothing to do with age or (in some cases, especially Eevee) levels

Also, pokemon hatch sexually mature. You could literally get two pokemon that just came out of eggs to bonk and make another one.

Correction: pokemon reproduction is a mystery. Some pokemon have genders, some can't reproduce, but the means by which it happens is a mystery. Neither have they ever been seen *laying* eggs, only that they acquire them somehow out of view. But then, these are creatures which can be turned into energy by devices which also apparently rewrite their minds to some extent, so being weird about reproduction isn't actually all that unusual.

That's just what they tell the 12-year-old trainers.

[alway]

That's adorable.

...Except the first one, that one might be statutory.

shush, it's a happy image and there are no bad things in it

Besides, evolution status has nothing to do with age or (in some cases, especially Eevee) levels

Also, pokemon hatch sexually mature. You could literally get two pokemon that just came out of eggs to bonk and make another one.

Correction: pokemon reproduction is a mystery. Some pokemon have genders, some can't reproduce, but the means by which it happens is a mystery. Neither have they ever been seen *laying* eggs, only that they acquire them somehow out of view. But then, these are creatures which can be turned into energy by devices which also apparently rewrite their minds to some extent, so being weird about reproduction isn't actually all that unusual.

That's just what they tell the 12-year-old trainers.

I dunno, pokemon is a world whose canon includes time machines, teleporters, antigravity, and a dollop of basically magic on top of it. Literally pulling new pokemons out of the void in special protective containment eggs while people aren't looking isn't the most Farfetch'd thing to imagine.

[AzyWng]

So apparently, until about two hours ago, Gunner-chan was only really vaguely aware of Meal Wolf Chaos

Lol wut?

[Frumple]

Chao probably just forgot the t. Metal wolf chaos is a thing.

[Flying Dice]

Geez, that's a surprise. Metal Wolf Chaos is EDF-tier craziness. And, lest we forget, it's a Fromsoft game.

That's adorable.

...Except the first one, that one might be statutory.

shush, it's a happy image and there are no bad things in it

Besides, evolution status has nothing to do with age or (in some cases, especially Eevee) levels

The Charizard/Gardevoir pair seems... uncomfortable, mechanically speaking. Thank goodness that Pokemon reproduction is like dorf reproduction.

[Eric Blank]

news flash; dorfs now have to be within touching distance to get knocked up. Pokemon are just extra weird.

[Frumple]

If fanfiction has taught me anything, it's to pointedly not think about pokemon reproduction.

[overseer05-15]

That's adorable.

...Except the first one, that one might be statutory.

shush, it's a happy image and there are no bad things in it

Besides, evolution status has nothing to do with age or (in some cases, especially Eevee) levels

Also, pokemon hatch sexually mature. You could literally get two pokemon that just came out of eggs to bonk and make another one.

Ew...? Do pokemons even age?

No BUT due to massive repercussions from healing via spray bottle drugs, machines full of radiation, and limit breaking their own cellular regeneration (they give themselves temporary cancer to heal i.e. Recover) they mimic the process occasionally even faster than Umans.

[chaoticag]

Chao probably just forgot the t. Metal wolf chaos is a thing.

Yeah, I tend to type inaccurately enough sometimes that I kinda become reliant on google's spellchecker to let me know if I mess up a spelling somehow. Go figure that I'd type meal wolf chaos and now I want an American patriotic cook off game.

[itisnotlogical]

Ever since I've been sick I've been finding that my eyes are really, really sensitive to my computer screen. I finally found a program that dims my screen below the lowest brightness setting that isn't f.lux or a similar color-changing program.

Augh, I'd donate if I wasn't broke.

[Gunner-Chan]

I remember using that for a little bit but moving to dimscreen since it actually dims the taskbar too. Since the house is pretty low light and my eye adjusts a bit slowly it's really helpful.