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[TempAcc]

Embrace the flesh.

[ein]

land meat is against my religion

[Rose]

Now I'm all awh just thinking of it. c:
Sign language training is ON! Probably expecting mastery in a year or +, and something I'd love to teach younger folks. ^ ^

Well hopefully she learns to talk before it gets to that.

[TheBiggerFish]

@Japa: Crosspost that to Cutes thread. 

[Tack]

Spoiler: i spent an embarrassingly long time making this (click to show/hide)

i'm proud of myself for making this

Makes me think of this

[hector13]

land meat is against my religion

Everything came from the sea if you look back far enough.

[Dozebôm Lolumzalěs]

No, it all came from the skies.

[Eric Blank]

land meat is against my religion

There are many ways to interpret this. One of those is that you're only sexually attracted to whales and dolphins. That is my favorite way to interpret it, too, because eating exclusively fish isnt especially amusing.

[MaximumZero]

...I got a major job interview lined up for Friday. Here's hoping I don't bomb this one.

I went in at the top of my game, absolutely blew away the interviewer, and I'm 95% sure I got the job. Now I just have to wait for the phone call. The suspense may kill me before that.

[MagmaMcFry]

What sort of job?

[Frumple]

The Lord High Prophet of the Southern Delaware Cakemonger Conglomerate. It's not a particularly well known position, but the perks are amazing.

[Eric Blank]

The east coast of the US is bizarre enough I'd believe that...

Anyway, I got a kitty on my chest and he is asleep

[MaximumZero]

What sort of job?

It's...technically a legal assistant, but the firm I'd be working with needs a tech guy to help modernize records and move to paperless as well. I'd be wearing a lot of hats, but I'd be paid for all of those hats, if it goes through. My job would basically be Customer Service Man/Tech Guy/Fix Emergency Dude/Grammar Nazi/Train Other People To Do Customer Service Pal/Manager Buddy.

The best part of the whole deal? They don't deal in Criminal Law at all. It's all Estate stuff.

Mostly, they're looking for me to a] expand their non-lawyer workforce as they add customers and other lawyers (I have a shitload of managerial experience,) b] help them convert to a totally paperless, wireless office that is still secure, and c] be the guy who puts fires out.

[MagmaMcFry]

Wow, that's a lot of job. Assuming you get the job, make sure you always cover your ass and don't mess up.

[MaximumZero]

Thank you, ser. I'm just hoping I actually get it before jumping in too hard.