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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15835514 times)

Tack

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179385 on: January 16, 2017, 12:32:13 pm »

Tomorrow I go surfing.

I'm at work now so sleep is basically out of the equation but hey what's the worst that could happen?
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179386 on: January 16, 2017, 12:53:46 pm »

Social butterfly? More like a social clown fish :P
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179387 on: January 16, 2017, 12:59:42 pm »

Made my own mayo today. It was delicious.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179388 on: January 16, 2017, 02:45:30 pm »

Made my own mayo today. It was delicious.

Home made mayonnaise is a supremely delicious thing, especially when made whole-egg style.

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179389 on: January 16, 2017, 02:49:48 pm »

Grats DwArfY!
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179390 on: January 16, 2017, 04:30:02 pm »

Thanks. I mean, it could have happened before, but this was so blatant even I could not have missed it.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179391 on: January 17, 2017, 07:13:25 am »

Small DF-related happy: ASCII is not all that hard to me as people make it out to be. But again, I played DF a lot with the graphic set first, so I know how to play the game.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179392 on: January 17, 2017, 09:13:47 am »

Surfing no sleep
Went down exactly like that. Managed to go to sleep after coming back from the beach.
Got a little burnt.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179393 on: January 17, 2017, 12:08:39 pm »

Made a Hearthstone deck based around summoning a shitton of silver hand recruits. Then playing a card that gains 1/1 for every minion on the board.

And then giving it divine shield.

And then giving it +4 attack on top of that with 1 cost cards.

I had a fucking 15/9 creature by the end of it. Only lost because I forgot to protect myself.

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179394 on: January 17, 2017, 01:29:39 pm »

An acquaintance is selling an old but high-quality french horn for a very reasonable asking price. So far I've been renting a horn from the academy, but I might be moving to another city this year, so I'd need my own horn to toot. I'll have to consider whether I want to commit to playing it as a permanent hobby, but if I do, here's the opportunity to take.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179395 on: January 17, 2017, 04:23:49 pm »

Chatted with my brother over the phone for 5 hours straight.

I started sober and ended up pretty tipsy, but in my defense he kept bringing up politics :P  Really though, it felt good to talk to him and discuss various stuff and nonsense.  Assuaged a little guilt, too.

Gonna go walking, it's a beautiful (completely overcast) day.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179396 on: January 17, 2017, 08:30:31 pm »

Got to take a long walk today, down to a local grocery store. almost an hour and forty-five minutes of walking all told, and carrying the stuff back wasn't fun, but I've got a lot of produce for a very low price.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179397 on: January 17, 2017, 08:54:18 pm »

I finally got to watch rogue one. It was good.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179398 on: January 18, 2017, 12:25:06 am »

Well then.
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« Reply #179399 on: January 18, 2017, 07:13:32 am »

Found a disposable shaving razor in my suitcase! Didn't think I had any of those left.

Also, bought myself some iced coffee for some reason.
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