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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16305269 times)

Emma

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179010 on: December 25, 2016, 06:07:41 pm »

Huh, there's a new Threetoe story. That's pretty cool.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179011 on: December 25, 2016, 06:19:26 pm »

i got a tv and a vr headset for a phone and a sickass audio chair

and fucking old man pajamas

merry fucking christmas
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« Reply #179012 on: December 25, 2016, 06:25:35 pm »

I got a couple of shirts, suck it :V
and a GameStop giftcard
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179013 on: December 25, 2016, 06:26:38 pm »

I got to try Google Cardboard last night, it's actually surprisingly cool.  I was skeptical of this VR "fad" but not so much anymore!
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179014 on: December 25, 2016, 06:59:25 pm »

I got everything I asked for (a potato masher and some new socks, I am a simple man) and while I usually suck at getting gifts for people I seem to've done very well this time around.
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« Reply #179015 on: December 25, 2016, 07:13:16 pm »

I got everything I asked for (a potato masher and some new socks, I am a simple man) and while I usually suck at getting gifts for people I seem to've done very well this time around.
are they ☼Socks☼?
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« Reply #179016 on: December 25, 2016, 07:43:17 pm »

Not that most dwarves care.  Socks are socks!  Let none escape the fortress!
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« Reply #179017 on: December 25, 2016, 07:46:01 pm »

I got comfy socks, dress socks, chocolates, tea, and fine-point pens. Top notch gifting.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179018 on: December 25, 2016, 09:57:04 pm »

I...Got my mother to get new glasses?  (as in, for drinking out of).  And there was pie.  Might be getting a gift card or gift code or some such.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179019 on: December 26, 2016, 01:54:12 am »

Snow finally stopped. My cold is starting to lighten up. I got delicious chicken and potatoes for dinner. Ignoring how the early hours went, I guess it was an alright kinda day
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« Reply #179020 on: December 26, 2016, 02:00:21 am »

Dinner went really well! My first Turkey ever, and my first time making a meal on that scale... but everything came out pretty tasty, and I got a lot of nice compliments (Pictures)! Despite the snow, my herb garden was still producing Parsley and Rosemary, so I had plenty of unseasonably fresh herbs to use in the rub... I felt bad cutting them, seeing them working so hard to keep growing, so I left them plenty of good leaves. Before and after dinner, I got to see some out-of-town relatives I always like to see, and had many good conversations. After baking and cooking for most of 2 days straight, I am totally ready for not making any more food. Just gonna go hang out with friends, play some board games, have a few fancy mixed booze-drinks, and pet a bunch of motherfuckin' dogs.

Merry Christmas folks!  Hope your hauls were of the highest quality.

Hahaha.... my crazy alt-right Dad got Infowars brand Fluoride-Free Toothpaste for the family. Presumably to keep everyone from turning into gay frogs. He included some legit nice antimicrobial toothbrushes with it though, so that's actually pretty cool!

Also got a fabulous stripey-rainbow afghan blanket, which my aunt knit out of leftover wool scraps. She was worried it was too froofy and feminine, but it's beautiful! I love it... might be one of my favorite gifts ever.

I also got a mysterious Loot Crate subscription, some steam games, my very own combo rice-cooker/veggie steamer, some tea, some tasty cashews (complete with a Record of Lodoss War reference, as seen at the 16:08 minute mark), and some very cute socks. Good Holiday. :3
« Last Edit: December 26, 2016, 02:58:07 am by Solifuge »
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179021 on: December 26, 2016, 03:22:57 am »

My first Turkey ever, and my first time making a meal on that scale...
Well, I can see why feeding an entire nation would be difficult... :P

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Hahaha.... my crazy alt-right Dad got Infowars brand Fluoride-Free Toothpaste for the family.
This makes me curious of what the active ingredient is, if not any fluoride compound. Is there even one?
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« Reply #179022 on: December 26, 2016, 03:43:40 am »

This isn't happy thread material, but mostly nano-silver.

Basically, it's an inadequately regulated toxic compound that can cause brain and cellular damage, poison the environment, causes abnormal fetal development, and is a tremendous misuse of an antibiotic of last resort which is contributing to the antibiotic resistance problem right now.

So, you know... unlike fluoride, it's an actual poison. Which is some kinda irony.

QuickEdit: Yes, Fluorine compounds aren't good to ingest either. But they don't filter into your bloodstream and through the blood-brain barrier and wreck up your thinkpan and other organs! >_o
« Last Edit: December 26, 2016, 03:49:54 am by Solifuge »
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« Reply #179023 on: December 26, 2016, 03:56:57 am »

This isn't happy thread material, but mostly nano-silver.

Jesus Christ.
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« Reply #179024 on: December 26, 2016, 03:59:45 am »

I just found out via Solifuge that there are other people who know what Records of Lodoss War is.

Literally grew up watching it. Remember almost nothing of the actual plotline now, though.
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