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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16304573 times)

Yoink

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178995 on: December 25, 2016, 07:37:07 am »

Add me bruv

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« Reply #178996 on: December 25, 2016, 09:30:18 am »

Rogue One? More like Rogue WON amiright?

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« Reply #178997 on: December 25, 2016, 10:51:37 am »

Add me bruv

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178998 on: December 25, 2016, 10:55:31 am »

Merry Christmas you dweebs
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« Reply #178999 on: December 25, 2016, 11:02:18 am »

HAPPY CHRISTMAS
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« Reply #179000 on: December 25, 2016, 11:05:46 am »

Happy Holidays shitlords! :P
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« Reply #179001 on: December 25, 2016, 11:13:33 am »

Merry Christmas for real this time!

I actually have snow at my house on Christmas this year! The past like four years it's all inexplicably melted by Christmas day.
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« Reply #179002 on: December 25, 2016, 11:27:05 am »

Merry Christmas everyone!
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« Reply #179003 on: December 25, 2016, 11:31:08 am »

Happy Frieza Day!
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179004 on: December 25, 2016, 11:47:05 am »

A day like many others, I was walking my fearless, superconfident pinscher, a couple of blocks away from home. Now, she's a deeply curious dog, people-curious especially; she just stares at passersby, all intense-eyed, ears forward, something that can be very unnerving to folks for a variety of reasons. The only way to snap her out of it is to either have her target satisfy her curiosity, or to not make a big deal out of it and keep walking.

Thus, she was pointing to some woman with a stroller on the side of the road, slightly behind us; I didn't think too much of it, without even looking I kept walking forward, but she wasn't budging. So I looked up to see what was keeping her attention, and I finally noticed. It wasn't a stroller, but a wheelchair; not a baby, but an 85+ years old looking emaciated man (in hindsight not surprising, this was in front of a small clinic/nursing home).

The look on his face... he was just so happy. A husk of a man, possibly not even all there mentally, yet breaking slowly into such a genuine smile at my dog, which was in turn tilting her head peering at him. The sheer joy and contentment in his eyes and his toothless smile, transcending everything in the present.

I know, it's such a small thing, very open to interpretation. But if I read the situation right, also one of the purest moments I've ever witnessed.

I don't know if this made his Christmas, but it sure made mine.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #179005 on: December 25, 2016, 12:03:47 pm »

Merry Christmas folks!  Hope your hauls were of the highest quality.

I am happily sitting at my computer with a 'no I will not fix your computer' t-shirt, a new desk fan, and my dog is merrily ripping her new stuffed squirrel toy to shreds.  Hope you all had equally good loot.

Oh and peace on earth and all that jazz.  (But I'm sure we all know that the holiday has been mostly about the loot ever since advertisers got a hold of it.)
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« Reply #179006 on: December 25, 2016, 12:57:53 pm »

Happy belated winter solstice.
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« Reply #179007 on: December 25, 2016, 02:38:21 pm »

Merry The-days-are-finally-lengthening-again celebration you lot of nerds
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« Reply #179008 on: December 25, 2016, 03:00:39 pm »

Making a Yule Feast. Brussel Sprouts, sweet potato, stuffing, cranberries, and green bean mushroom onion casserole. Just stuffed a turkeys butt with vegetables and fruit, and encrusted it in herbs and butter. Smells so good!

Having a good old time, and looking forward to sharing it with some of my favorite people! :D
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« Reply #179009 on: December 25, 2016, 05:14:16 pm »

That was a solid Christmas. I managed to stay drunk pretty much all day!

Had some good chats with people, too. And listened to plenty of metal in the garage, where most of my drinking was done, and even found time to watch some Seinfeld. Hangover's not too bad, either- I feel a bit wretched but mostly just tired. Oh and I'm pretty sure I have a date sometime this week, but that's more a subject for the Terrified Thread. >.>   
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