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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16185885 times)

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178815 on: December 15, 2016, 12:04:50 pm »

Surely it would be man-to-baboon combat?
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« Reply #178816 on: December 15, 2016, 12:33:22 pm »

By staring him down, the baboob became a man

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« Reply #178817 on: December 15, 2016, 12:53:19 pm »

Even were that so, I feel that if it were a baboob it would be woman-to-man combat.
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« Reply #178818 on: December 15, 2016, 12:57:12 pm »

Beware baboob, now you will know why you fear the night

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« Reply #178819 on: December 15, 2016, 01:10:58 pm »

Maybe it was a manboob.
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« Reply #178820 on: December 15, 2016, 01:12:15 pm »

Sonic Boom made Chris Chan canon

Oh my god he's still relevant? That trainwreck got way too painful to observe. Been a while. Could probably look to see what new horrors have happened.

honestly, i forgot he even existed until this post :P

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« Reply #178821 on: December 15, 2016, 02:03:43 pm »

Chacma baboons look almost exactly like dog people. It's vaguely uncanny, especially when one wanders up to your campsite, tips the bin over, and politely starts sorting through the contents for food. This was the incident that might have led to fisticuffs, had the baboon not been a coward. :P
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« Reply #178822 on: December 15, 2016, 03:10:08 pm »

Apart from

I texted my best friend who I hadn't talked too in months (I'm not a social person) and they responded pretty much instantly because apparently they were literally about to text me, so it seems we're still friends, which is really nice.
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« Reply #178823 on: December 15, 2016, 06:19:35 pm »

Rain!

Rain is good. Rain is happy, except for the idiots who can't drive in it. But mostly happy.
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« Reply #178824 on: December 15, 2016, 06:39:40 pm »

I hate driving in the rain.

Probably different with 4 wheels, but with two, it's stressful.
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« Reply #178825 on: December 15, 2016, 08:44:48 pm »

I couldnt imagine a two wheeled vehicle getting on well with the road conditions up here. Most cars have trouble with the snow, wind, slush, etc.
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« Reply #178826 on: December 15, 2016, 09:22:19 pm »

Driving in the rain is hard enough down here.  Though I think it's more about other drivers losing their minds.   I hear driving in snow is like beach driving here in daytona.  I can't imagine driving like that all the time.  Driving on the beach I feel like I'm on a tiny line of solid ground and that a foot or two to the left or right I'm going to sink into an inescapable pit of stuckness.
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« Reply #178827 on: December 15, 2016, 09:29:14 pm »

the thing with snow that i have noticed is that it really doesn't want to let you to stop moving.
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« Reply #178828 on: December 15, 2016, 09:41:43 pm »

the thing with snow that i have noticed is that it really doesn't want to let you to stop moving.

Except when it doesn't want to let you keep moving.
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« Reply #178829 on: December 15, 2016, 09:45:22 pm »

the thing with snow that i have noticed is that it really doesn't want to let you to stop moving.

Except when it doesn't want to let you keep moving.
at that point your generally not on the road anymore. :P
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