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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16330515 times)

Rolan7

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178785 on: December 13, 2016, 06:13:52 pm »

I've been taking better care of my hair~
It was getting compliments back at thanksgiving, and just yesterday from my gma (she was saying that I should cut it, but that's her little joke).
But really, it's got like half a FOOT longer since I started taking proper care of it, at least...  And that feels really good~

Edit: I already for years had to move it aside when I slept, but it became a much more noticeable issue.  If I forgot (or passed out) then I'd have to untangle it the next morning, and lose strands in the process. 
My secret is that I started using shampoo instead of liquid soap.
Yeah, men naturally have fucking long hair even with plain soap :P  And with shampoo...  Apparently far better~
« Last Edit: December 13, 2016, 06:17:14 pm by Rolan7 »
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« Reply #178786 on: December 13, 2016, 11:15:25 pm »

Vaporwave? Ponies? No Man's Sky? Toadburger?
How dare you put words in my mouth like that! >:( Well, I guess the first one's actually pretty good...
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178787 on: December 13, 2016, 11:24:58 pm »

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« Reply #178788 on: December 13, 2016, 11:34:21 pm »

I would've thought Every Man's Return would be more accurate.
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« Reply #178789 on: December 14, 2016, 12:06:39 am »

I would've thought Every Man's Return would be more accurate.
Not with Steam refusing most of them.
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« Reply #178790 on: December 14, 2016, 12:07:48 am »

Here at least, if you bought a physical copy from the primary game retailer they offer 7-day returns, no questions asked.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178791 on: December 14, 2016, 12:50:41 am »

Today we purchased a new vacuum cleaner. It was $200 cheaper than the next least expensive option, and later checking proved it to be at least $30 less expensive than it is at other retailers. It is also the first new vacuum cleaner we've had for at least ten years. It is so far superior in every area to the old vacuum it's not even funny.

Heck yes.
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« Reply #178792 on: December 14, 2016, 01:03:50 am »

Immensely satisfying. Especially because it took fifteen minutes of working around to find an angle where I could see him at all.
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« Reply #178793 on: December 14, 2016, 03:20:02 am »

Today we purchased a new vacuum cleaner. It was $200 cheaper than the next least expensive option, and later checking proved it to be at least $30 less expensive than it is at other retailers. It is also the first new vacuum cleaner we've had for at least ten years. It is so far superior in every area to the old vacuum it's not even funny.

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« Reply #178794 on: December 14, 2016, 04:08:52 am »

With enthusiasm, yes. :V
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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« Reply #178795 on: December 14, 2016, 10:21:07 am »

Today we purchased a new vacuum cleaner. It was $200 cheaper than the next least expensive option, and later checking proved it to be at least $30 less expensive than it is at other retailers. It is also the first new vacuum cleaner we've had for at least ten years. It is so far superior in every area to the old vacuum it's not even funny.

Heck yes.

Would you say that "it sucks"?
Look at the last two.
Look upon my ability to find old archived comics, ye XKCD readers, and despair.
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« Reply #178796 on: December 14, 2016, 12:18:55 pm »

Hahaha
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Is there a word that combines comedy with tragedy and farce?
Heiterverzweiflung. Not a legit German word so much as something a friend and I made up in German class once. "Carefree despair". When life is so fucked that you can't stop laughing.
http://www.collinsdictionary.com

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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178797 on: December 14, 2016, 03:08:32 pm »

While walking home from my bus stop, a truck was going by, so I did the motion to tell him to pull his horn, and he did it.

Don't know why, but that made me very happy.
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« Reply #178798 on: December 14, 2016, 04:56:40 pm »

Reading that made me happy too, for some reason. I don't know why either, but that's cool.
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Re: [GOOD JOKE?] Find pants elevator! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178799 on: December 14, 2016, 04:58:43 pm »

Speaking as a truck driver, that sort of thing makes us oddly happy as well. Don't know why.
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