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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15805307 times)

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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178170 on: November 21, 2016, 07:32:54 am »

Just removed a dove from the house. It was quite content to sit on my finger until I launched it in the garden. I could swear animals never used to like me this much.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178171 on: November 21, 2016, 07:52:27 am »

It's either that, or Arx has been poisoned with petrification and is slowly turning into a statue.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178172 on: November 21, 2016, 07:53:40 am »

Birds are surprisingly compliant when they're scared of something enough that you seem like the lesser threat. I had a parrot that hated being carried around (the little gobshite liked walking on the floor), but at one point it got into a fight with my dog. While it did give my dog a fair beating, it felt threatened enough that as soon as I came close it litterally jumped into my hand and went "HOLY SHIT HUMAN GET ME OUT OF HERE".

So maybe the dove was just scared of something and when you got close it saw you as a way out :v, doves and pigeons are normaly used to humans anyway.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178173 on: November 21, 2016, 07:56:38 am »

"HOLY SHIT HUMAN GET ME OUT OF HERE"
I'm a tad concerned as to how your parrot heard that phrase frequently enough to learn it...
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178174 on: November 21, 2016, 08:00:54 am »

"BAAAWWWWKK! POLLY WANNA GTFO!"
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178175 on: November 21, 2016, 08:03:39 am »

"HOLY SHIT HUMAN GET ME OUT OF HERE"
I'm a tad concerned as to how your parrot heard that phrase frequently enough to learn it...

:v well it didn't literally say that, but just from its body language and the fact it was uttering every single line it knew in a rapid sucession was enough to express that it wanted to GTFO as fast as possible.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178177 on: November 21, 2016, 08:12:52 am »

Just removed a dove from the house. It was quite content to sit on my finger until I launched it in the garden. I could swear animals never used to like me this much.
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I almost included something about being a Didney Prindedd.

"BAAAWWWWKK! POLLY WANNA GTFO!"

This genuinely made me laugh out loud, and almost choke on my coffee.

So maybe the dove was just scared of something and when you got close it saw you as a way out :v, doves and pigeons are normaly used to humans anyway.

Probably helped. It tends to happen to a lesser extent with other birds and small animals, though, but that's probably just because I'm good at not spooking them.
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178178 on: November 21, 2016, 09:34:00 am »

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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178179 on: November 21, 2016, 09:41:09 am »

God the actor for Penguin on Gotham is soooo good. The fact he's the Outsider in Dishonored 2 now makes it even better. The guy can make a murderous psychopath so sympathetic. Not gonna say much else, due to spoilers, but still. The guy's a good actor.

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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178182 on: November 21, 2016, 10:21:00 am »

God the actor for Penguin on Gotham is soooo good. The fact he's the Outsider in Dishonored 2 now makes it even better. The guy can make a murderous psychopath so sympathetic. Not gonna say much else, due to spoilers, but still. The guy's a good actor.

He's about the only good thing on the show :o
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Re: [*PEW*] All the bacon in the world can't save you now! (Happy thread)
« Reply #178184 on: November 21, 2016, 10:29:26 am »

God the actor for Penguin on Gotham is soooo good. The fact he's the Outsider in Dishonored 2 now makes it even better. The guy can make a murderous psychopath so sympathetic. Not gonna say much else, due to spoilers, but still. The guy's a good actor.

He's about the only good thing on the show :o

But I enjoy the show :c

I think it's pretty good. Haven't seen anyone really underperform acting wise. But if you mean plot and/or the premise, I dunno how to really help with that :P
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