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[hops]

As a lawyer, Avis is part of the Illuminati and is allowed to vote on the ruler of Russia.

[Avis-Mergulus]

Wait, Russians vote?

For Putin. United Russia. ((FTFY. Those are the Duma elections, not the presidential elections you dork.))
Sure.

* Avis feigns a polite smile. This is in no way a joke he has heard hundreds of times before, no sir. Indubitably.

[TD1]

How can you feign a polite smile, if saying that it's feigned renders it neither polite nor truly feigned?

[Avis-Mergulus]

How can you feign a polite smile, if saying that it's feigned renders it neither polite nor truly feigned?

It meets all the outward criteria of being a polite smile, but is obviously feigned going by additional criteria. It is polite in appearance but not intent or reception. It is not a (feigned(polite smile)), it's a (feigned polite smile), an indivisible unit of expression.

* Avis tips fedora

Or perhaps expressions-by-text are a crappy idea. You know, whichever.

[Greiger]

(snip)

This was supposed to be the wtf thread.  But I guess it's still a net happy. actually I think I'll just move this whole thing to where I meant it to go.   To the wtf thread!

[Avis-Mergulus]

Aaaand now I'm sick as all hell. 38.6°C, here I cooooome. I'ma cough on my bulletin and infect all the election comission members, as well as the guy who's gonna be correcting my vote to the righteous option, and then I'll be indicted for terrorism, but just you fucking see if that's gonna keep me from my civic duty.

Buh-bye, grow big, don't be a noodle. Magical Slavic winter bird heaven awaits.

[Culise]

Kim~chee.  Admittedly, it's store-bought rather than home-made like I used to have when I was living with my parents, but it's still rather good. :3

If it seems a touch petty, I've learned you have to take petty pleasures where you can; it's not like the big joys are easy to find, after all. 

[hops]

I'm pretty sure food is one of the definition of happiness.

[Egan_BW]

I doubt you'd have much joy without food, after all.

[TD1]

Depends upon how eschatological you want to get

[JoshuaFH]

I don't think anyone wants to be scatological, Dwarfy.

[hector13]

Shobeedoobeedapalopy sure about that, are you?

[Solifuge]

Ah, yeah. Food~

Just shared a basket of breaded Wisconsin cheese curds with friends, while touring The Capitalism Mall. Not sure which part of that equation was most responsible, but I'm feeling pretty happy.

I'm not a Mall person, but it's kinda fun to poke your head in there once in a while, and see what consumer culture is gettin' up to these days. Even if it was mostly peeps swarming around the Apple Store like ants around a dropped sandwich. I believe there was some pretty new overpriced widget released. It was fun.

[AzyWng]

Told a video game-related joke/funny quote to my mother (who doesn't play videogames), and shared a good laugh with her.

[Yoink]

Food? I'm having a cup of instant noodles for breakfast. Not bad!