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[hector13]

I won't get heart cancer. Maybe diabetes and some variety of unpleasant substance in my veins, but not heart cancer.

I feel I have to draw the line at a lack of sauce. Even cheese would work if it is melty enough.

Onions are also fine, so long as they are diced. Lettuce I will eat outside the burger, because there's no point in it being in the burger. Pickles I give to my wife, which is unfortunate because they bleed their icky pickle water all over the plate and make everything taste of pickle. She won't let me say no to the pickle.

Tomatoes can just fuck off in general, unless they are liquified in some capacity that is not ketchup, and in some giant, circular, flat, bread-like substance with a solidified dairy product that has been heated up into near liquid form again.

You are the reason we can't have nice things.

I could live without all those things.

You are welcome.

[Egan_BW]

I won't get heart cancer. Maybe diabetes and some variety of unpleasant substance in my veins, but not heart cancer.

I feel I have to draw the line at a lack of sauce. Even cheese would work if it is melty enough.

Onions are also fine, so long as they are diced. Lettuce I will eat outside the burger, because there's no point in it being in the burger. Pickles I give to my wife, which is unfortunate because they bleed their icky pickle water all over the plate and make everything taste of pickle. She won't let me say no to the pickle.

Tomatoes can just fuck off in general, unless they are liquified in some capacity that is not ketchup, and in some giant, circular, flat, bread-like substance with a solidified dairy product that has been heated up into near liquid form again.

You are the reason we can't have nice things.

I could live without all those things.

You are welcome.

This is morally inexcusable.

[Eric Blank]

What, those lame ass vegetables used on burgers?

Lettuce always gets soggy and gross. Tomatoes and pickles just make everything else soggy and gross. Onions are best grilled to tasty goodness, but are okay.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Lettuce isn't food. Tomatoes are alright so long as they're sliced thinly and don't become some massive hurdle to bite through. Pickles are the ambrosia of the gods. Onions are only alright when well grilled or fried such that the breading doesn't separate from the onion. I hate when that happens.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Lettuce isn't food.

in what universe

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Lettuce isn't food.

in what universe

ALL OF THEM

[alexandertnt]

Lettuce is air. I don't mind it, but it doesn't really add anything.

Onions are delicious both raw and cooked.

Tomatoes are pretty nice, but not crucial, same with beetroot.

Pineapple is too sweat for a burger IMO. Pineapples are delicious on their own though.

Pickles are disgusting and everything they touch becomes gross.

I once had a burger with shredded carrot on it, and it was actually pretty nice.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

Pickles are disgusting and everything they touch becomes gross.

Which kind of pickles are you talking about?

[alexandertnt]

Pickles are disgusting and everything they touch becomes gross.

Which kind of pickles are you talking about?

The ones you usually find on burgers. Probably these.

[Egan_BW]

Cucumbers are delicious, whether pickled or not. Pickled cucumbers are not required on burgers, but are appreciated when present.

[spümpkin]

I have regular cucumbers, and carrots on burgers if I'm making my own :V

I also have bacon, meat and cheese, but besides from tomato sauce, I don't have anything else. I enjoy me some plain burgers.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

Pickles are disgusting and everything they touch becomes gross.

Which kind of pickles are you talking about?

The ones you usually find on burgers. Probably these.

I thought you could have been talking about pickled eggs or pig's feet. So, sweet cucumber or dill?

I have regular cucumbers, and carrots on burgers if I'm making my own :V

I also have bacon, meat and cheese, but besides from tomato sauce, I don't have anything else. I enjoy me some plain burgers.

Mmmm.... what seasonings do you use to season the meat?

[alexandertnt]

I thought you could have been talking about pickled eggs or pig's feet. So, sweet cucumber or dill?

Green things people refer to as pickles that are on the burger. Pickled cucumber's are usually just referred to as pickles/gherkins around here.

[spümpkin]

I have regular cucumbers, and carrots on burgers if I'm making my own :V

I also have bacon, meat and cheese, but besides from tomato sauce, I don't have anything else. I enjoy me some plain burgers.

Mmmm.... what seasonings do you use to season the meat?

I dunno, I don't cook 'em :V

Dad does, and he does a pretty good job. There are a few spices n herbs n stuff

But besides that I just put salt on it

[IcyTea31]

I signed a contract on my own. Am I an adult now?