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[Tack]

Really noticing I no longer have an OW to satirically parade in front of everyone.   

Tomatoes can just fuck off in general, unless they are liquified in some capacity that is not ketchup, and in some giant, circular, flat, bread-like substance with a solidified dairy product that has been heated up into near liquid form again.

So tomato relish is 'kay?

[KingofstarrySkies]

i hung out with a cute boy today

he was really sweet

and nice

and kind

and funny

and tasty

and awkward

and didn't mind my awkwardness

and was good at cuddling

and fuzzy in the best places c:

Hey, what're you doing hanging out with KoSS ;V

He is mi awkward tasty ball of fuzzy cuddles, git ur owwn  ;33

Am not.

[Tack]

*sniffles* thanks. that's a nice thought.

[spümpkin]

@koss

U r fuzzi cannot deny

[Flying Dice]

Trailer for a new animated Adam West Batman Movie

Maybe not the Batman we deserve, but definitely the one we want.

[hector13]

Tomatoes can just fuck off in general, unless they are liquified in some capacity that is not ketchup, and in some giant, circular, flat, bread-like substance with a solidified dairy product that has been heated up into near liquid form again.

So tomato relish is 'kay?

Don't know if I've had that.

It is unlikely.

[Tack]

It's frakkin delish. Like ketchup but thicker and less o' dat processed sweetness. Usually also contains thymey-spices.

[hector13]

Is this like the relish you'd put on hot dogs?

[pisskop]

hunh  sounds legit T.

backgrond checks are angsty things though.  not making assumptions, but mine involved the fbi tracking down haf my friends and family.  of course the guy also sat me down and regrilled me too, to make sure i didnt double back.

and hours of paperwork prior to that.  ugh


does this mean a career field shift

[JoshuaFH]

I've made a habit of using my blender to make banana smoothies. Just bananas and milk, nothing else. I started with 2 bananas, but graduated that up to 4, and with just a little bit of milk, the result is a very thick banana'y goodness in a glass.

[RedKing]

I've made a habit of using my blender to make banana smoothies. Just bananas and milk, nothing else. I started with 2 bananas, but graduated that up to 4, and with just a little bit of milk, the result is a very thick banana'y goodness in a glass.

I misread 'blender' as 'bladder' at first glance. 

[Truean]

Not sure.

[Culise]

Now, I'm not the sort of person to play MMORPGs with actual people ordinarily (the only one I do play is Star Trek Online, and that only after years of reassurances that yes, it could be played single-player), but...Ever, Jane.  Regency-England social warfare inspired by the works of the Brontës or, say, the manga Emma.  Oh my goodness, this is undeniably amusing and intriguing to me.

[Teneb]

Trailer for a new animated Adam West Batman Movie

Maybe not the Batman we deserve, but definitely the one we want.

To the crosswalk!

[Egan_BW]

I won't get heart cancer. Maybe diabetes and some variety of unpleasant substance in my veins, but not heart cancer.

I feel I have to draw the line at a lack of sauce. Even cheese would work if it is melty enough.

Onions are also fine, so long as they are diced. Lettuce I will eat outside the burger, because there's no point in it being in the burger. Pickles I give to my wife, which is unfortunate because they bleed their icky pickle water all over the plate and make everything taste of pickle. She won't let me say no to the pickle.

Tomatoes can just fuck off in general, unless they are liquified in some capacity that is not ketchup, and in some giant, circular, flat, bread-like substance with a solidified dairy product that has been heated up into near liquid form again.

You are the reason we can't have nice things.