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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15800515 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174105 on: August 04, 2016, 02:50:15 pm »
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on August 04, 2016, 02:36:48 pm
What if they're all B12ers?  :u

Coy posting in emotion threads? Lewd PMs? Webcams? Two Vives, two body pillows and a Skype call? We live in the information age, brother. Our flesh is weak, our desires boundless. Technology will fill the gap until such a point when advances in quantum tunneling and induced coherence will make our descendants wonder how we managed to ever live life when we needed to physically seek people out in order to bone them.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174106 on: August 04, 2016, 03:02:33 pm »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on August 04, 2016, 02:50:15 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on August 04, 2016, 02:36:48 pm
What if they're all B12ers?  :u

Coy posting in emotion threads? Lewd PMs? Webcams? Two Vives, two body pillows and a Skype call? We live in the information age, brother. Our flesh is weak, our desires boundless. Technology will fill the gap until such a point when advances in teledildonics will make our descendants wonder how we managed to ever live life when we needed to physically seek people out in order to bone them.
FTFY
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174107 on: August 04, 2016, 03:15:34 pm »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on August 04, 2016, 02:33:39 pm
Quote from: ECrownofFire on August 04, 2016, 01:22:14 pm
What if I'm just that cute and sexy?
In that case I'd say you don't need elaborate fantasies of boning everyone you know and snuggling afterwards, you can just get the real thing with one or more of the people you know for less effort and more satisfaction.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174108 on: August 04, 2016, 03:28:38 pm »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on August 04, 2016, 02:50:15 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on August 04, 2016, 02:36:48 pm
What if they're all B12ers?  :u

Coy posting in emotion threads? Lewd PMs? Webcams? Two Vives, two body pillows and a Skype call? We live in the information age, brother. Our flesh is weak, our desires boundless. Technology will fill the gap until such a point when advances in quantum tunneling and induced coherence will make our descendants wonder how we managed to ever live life when we needed to physically seek people out in order to bone them.
*snrk*

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Quote from: Harry Baldman on August 04, 2016, 02:50:15 pm
Quote from: TheBiggerFish on August 04, 2016, 02:36:48 pm
What if they're all B12ers?  :u

Coy posting in emotion threads? Lewd PMs? Webcams? Two Vives, two body pillows and a Skype call? We live in the information age, brother. Our flesh is weak, our desires boundless. Technology will fill the gap until such a point when advances in teledildonics will make our descendants wonder how we managed to ever live life when we needed to physically seek people out in order to bone them.
FTFY
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174109 on: August 04, 2016, 03:38:16 pm »
Quote from: Steelmagic on August 04, 2016, 03:05:40 am
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I live for this.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174110 on: August 04, 2016, 03:55:09 pm »
Quote from: Harry Baldman on August 04, 2016, 02:33:39 pm
Quote from: ECrownofFire on August 04, 2016, 01:22:14 pm
What if I'm just that cute and sexy?

In that case I'd say you don't need elaborate fantasies of boning everyone you know and snuggling afterwards, you can just get the real thing with one or more of the people you know for less effort and more satisfaction.
Unfortunately being cute does not imply knowing people.

Thus, no "real thing", more effort, and less satisfaction.

And the worst part, no snuggling D:
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174111 on: August 04, 2016, 03:59:04 pm »
Quote from: Rolan7 on August 04, 2016, 03:38:16 pm
Quote from: Steelmagic on August 04, 2016, 03:05:40 am
My new supervisor walked up to me while I was working today for the sole purpose of telling me that I am kicking ass. I am the best at my job and it pleases me.
I live for this.
Notice me sensei v.v
It is a nice thing. I very much enjoy being told that I'm doing well.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174112 on: August 04, 2016, 04:00:11 pm »
I got two new beanies, pretty excited about that ^-^

Also went zip lining for the first time a bit less than a week ago. Terrifying at first then fun as all heck!
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174113 on: August 04, 2016, 06:13:49 pm »
Mmh, I'm shy about all of this talk of shipping.
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Burn the thread.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174114 on: August 04, 2016, 06:21:32 pm »
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174115 on: August 04, 2016, 06:35:07 pm »
MY SHIPPING CHARTS ARE ALL PACIFIC.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174116 on: August 04, 2016, 06:45:52 pm »
Quote from: Tack on August 04, 2016, 06:35:07 pm
MY SHIPPING CHARTS ARE ALL PACIFIC.
trans pacific partnership
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174117 on: August 04, 2016, 06:48:26 pm »
Quote from: Tack on August 04, 2016, 06:35:07 pm
MY SHIPPING CHARTS ARE ALL PACIFIC.

Trans-Pacific Partnership takes on all new meaning.
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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174118 on: August 04, 2016, 06:51:06 pm »
oi

i just made that joke
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Quote from: Loud Whispers on June 04, 2016, 07:55:42 pm
Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: [bunbunbun] UPRPR club hop and flop station (Happy thread)
« Reply #174119 on: August 04, 2016, 06:52:09 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on August 04, 2016, 06:51:06 pm
oi

i just made that joke

I found it: The least contributive post ever!
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