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[MaximumZero]

"Putting out a fire" is just a generic term for "fixing what could be numerous problems." I'm the go-to-guy for fixing stuff and phone stuff. Phone stuff is largely hampered by a language barrier because I don't happen to speak Arabic.

[Frumple]

I know, I know, I was just wondering if you had dealt with any customers that managed to set themselves on fire.

[MaximumZero]

Not yet, but there's a fire extinguisher right behind the door to the back room, so I could deal with that with the same bored/exasperated/checked-out expression retail monkeys like me usually have. I have dealt with both vomit and blood, though.

[AzyWng]

I know, I know, I was just wondering if you had dealt with any customers that managed to set themselves on fire.

SIGGED.

[Amperzand]

That's what power loaders are for.

[Shook]

Not yet, but there's a fire extinguisher right behind the door to the back room, so I could deal with that with the same bored/exasperated/checked-out expression retail monkeys like me usually have.

Spoiler: this amused me (click to show/hide)

heroic build omitted for sake of laziness

I don't know which type of fire extinguisher you have, but foam is clearly the funniest. :v

[SalmonGod]

I don't want to operate machinery to destroy things.  I want to hit stuff myself.

Stick a wrecking ball on a long chain, swing it over your head. You may need to become stronger than The Mountain to do so, but fuck it.

It would be neat to be like an anime character with an improbably large weapon.

[GiglameshDespair]

Less neat is backstrain.

[MaximumZero]

Not yet, but there's a fire extinguisher right behind the door to the back room, so I could deal with that with the same bored/exasperated/checked-out expression retail monkeys like me usually have.

Spoiler: this amused me (click to show/hide)

heroic build omitted for sake of laziness

I don't know which type of fire extinguisher you have, but foam is clearly the funniest. :v

Excellent. I'm MaximumZero, and I approve this message.

[SalmonGod]

Less neat is backstrain.

Yes, but if I'm like an anime character, I don't suffer back strain.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Not yet, but there's a fire extinguisher right behind the door to the back room, so I could deal with that with the same bored/exasperated/checked-out expression retail monkeys like me usually have. I have dealt with both vomit and blood, though.

Vomit and blood? Ooh, do tell.

[Descan]

I think SalmonGod's enormous anime titties would already take care of any backstrain. Giant phallic objects aren't gonna make it much worse.

[SalmonGod]

Finally, somebody noticed!

Or maybe everyone noticed, but found it too awkward to comment... except Descan, who is immune to awkwardness.

[TheBiggerFish]

But skeletons don't into reproductive biology?

[Rolan7]

Don't worry SalmonGod-kun, I noticed you (;
_{(could not help but laugh while typing that)}

I found a very nice 2-hour walking route from my place.  Goes by a pond, a freaking bird sanctuary, a library, and some eateries I know I like (and some I'm interested in trying).

It's not like there's a shortage of nice walking around here, so I'm partially just happy that I'm getting back into it.  Today was definitely chilly but not icy-breath cold, and this is during a cold front.  Exercise season is now.  It was a little rough since I'm so out of shape, but listening to a podcast helped a lot.

But skeletons don't into reproductive biology?

There's a simply hilarious video which begs to differ.  Seems to be the first result for "skeleton porn".  Obviously NSFW.  Though... I guess that's debatable, actually...