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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16273160 times)

MaximumZero

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168285 on: February 05, 2016, 10:18:07 pm »

I have to tell someone about this. I am eating like a fucking king. Bacon wrapped chicken breasts stuffed with ham, swiss, asiago, parmesan, and mozzarella cheeses.
You should have taken pictures before the eat because that sounds amazing.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168286 on: February 05, 2016, 10:19:20 pm »

Just got back from the annual NAACP banquet thingamajig that the department always reserves a table at. There's no meal better than the one someone else paid for, particularly when it involves a buffet.

my chicken was just chicken parmesan with mustard sauce so it's not really in the same league as MZ's tho
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168287 on: February 05, 2016, 10:20:09 pm »

Yeah, but I had to make my own.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168288 on: February 05, 2016, 10:36:59 pm »

I have to tell someone about this. I am eating like a fucking king. Bacon wrapped chicken breasts stuffed with ham, swiss, asiago, parmesan, and mozzarella cheeses.
You should have taken pictures before the eat because that sounds amazing.
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10/10

Would risk a heart attack to eat the whole thing.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168289 on: February 05, 2016, 10:45:23 pm »

I have to tell someone about this. I am eating like a fucking king. Bacon wrapped chicken breasts stuffed with ham, swiss, asiago, parmesan, and mozzarella cheeses.
You should have taken pictures before the eat because that sounds amazing.
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10/10

Would risk a heart attack to eat the whole thing.
There are two more. I'm home alone. Challenge accepted.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168290 on: February 05, 2016, 10:52:40 pm »

MZERO NOOOOOO NO HEART ATTACKS
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168291 on: February 05, 2016, 11:01:35 pm »

do not worry

mz can simply punch his heart back into rhythm

like a defibrillator, but without electricity
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In the days when Sussman was a novice, Minsky once came to him as he sat hacking at the PDP-6.
“What are you doing?”, asked Minsky. “I am training a randomly wired neural net to play Tic-Tac-Toe” Sussman replied. “Why is the net wired randomly?”, asked Minsky. “I do not want it to have any preconceptions of how to play”, Sussman said.
Minsky then shut his eyes. “Why do you close your eyes?”, Sussman asked his teacher.
“So that the room will be empty.”
At that moment, Sussman was enlightened.

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168292 on: February 05, 2016, 11:16:44 pm »

That sounds kinda dangerous

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Who am I kidding, I'd eat all three of those things without giving a single fuck.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168294 on: February 06, 2016, 07:14:45 am »

February 6, 2016; Saturday. And 9pm in the evening.
My first day at my Godparents' home. They've not physically been in contact with my parents for 31~ years, yet it's only now that I really get to know them much. A group of 6+ people who met during their 30's (as everyone is now a senior citizen, with them at ~70), I've been nothing but inspired and happy here. They've been bestest best best friends since ever! [Especially with the adage that 'Distance is no exception/excuse'. I heard that they keep in contact by a network of people despite the years).

And I've got a ton of quotes from them for lifelong friendship! \o/

I am so happy... :'(

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168295 on: February 06, 2016, 09:47:11 am »

After a visit to one of the world's great art museums (the Rijksmuseum), what could be better than a big pizza and a cold beer? Probably nothing.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168296 on: February 06, 2016, 10:16:10 am »

I went to some art museums today too. Most of it was a bunch of too abstract bullshit where the artist got away with being a cheeki bugger trying to say their toilet paper represented the horror of the vietnam war or their triangles represented the plight of the poles, when all it represented was material to wipe your arse with. Conveniently there was also a replica of that famous urinal that that one artist sent to the modernists to pass off piss for art lol
And there was this hilarious moment as well when one of the wire barriers had fallen onto the pile of steel bars on the floor, and the guard was just radioing in "the barrier has broken, it is is lying on the... art"
There were some fucking neat pieces of art though, like that one massive one where they'd made about 60 triangles full of compost from soil grabbed in parking lots and parks all across England with the triangles arranged in a bigger triangle. The soils were all given water and light and what, if anything, grew in those triangles was entirely a matter of what spores or seeds were in the compost as they were taken. There was even a little mouse scurrying about there. Each triangle was its own little microcosm of some community's fauna somewhere, ones choked in dense weeds, ones entirely barren - one even had the beginnings of two little flowers. The smaller art museum next to it had art with much more effort put into them, and they also had artists who had an overfondness of puns, like pictures of men with pig heads or folk talking to brick walls

Fucking culturally enriching as fuck

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168297 on: February 06, 2016, 12:19:53 pm »

My desk chair broke a leg.
New chair get! This one wasn't cheap, but the store trusts its quality enough to give it a ten-year warranty. It also has a high enough back to do as a Bond villain, which is always a plus.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168298 on: February 07, 2016, 10:46:46 am »

I passed a milestone today! I went from Heavyweight to Light Heavyweight. ^_^ I know that doesn't mean anything to anyone but me, but I'm happy about it.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #168299 on: February 07, 2016, 10:53:37 am »

"Light Heavyweight" sounds like a contradiction in terms.
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