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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16312992 times)

Graknorke

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167550 on: January 19, 2016, 06:28:02 pm »
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167551 on: January 19, 2016, 06:29:49 pm »
I don't think blowjobs are particularly complicated, but I might be mistaken.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167552 on: January 19, 2016, 09:11:42 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on January 19, 2016, 06:28:02 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on January 19, 2016, 06:09:49 pm
It's complicated
Is it?

I actually wondered, and it seems it's perfectly halal. Though it has at times been considered makruh.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167553 on: January 19, 2016, 11:46:50 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on January 19, 2016, 06:29:49 pm
I don't think blowjobs are particularly complicated, but I might be mistaken.

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Sentience, Endurance, and Thumbs: The Trifector of a Superpredator.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167554 on: January 19, 2016, 11:54:58 pm »
Easy to do at all, hard to do really well, I guess. I don't have many data points to extrapolate from though.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167555 on: January 20, 2016, 12:09:55 am »
Performing oral sex is like thinking rationally: all humans are technically capable of doing so, but most can't do it well and few choose to do so on a daily basis.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167556 on: January 20, 2016, 12:11:54 am »
Quote from: Flying Dice on January 20, 2016, 12:09:55 am
Performing oral sex is like thinking rationally: all humans are technically capable of doing so, but most can't do it well and few choose to do so on a daily basis.
This is both beautiful, and accurate.
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Quote from: Graknorke on January 12, 2016, 05:00:24 pm
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167557 on: January 20, 2016, 12:21:47 am »
I dunno. The latter tends to be abandoned in the heat of the moment, whereas the form-

Oh.
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167558 on: January 20, 2016, 05:39:46 am »
Oh, so it's time of the year that someone should PREPARE THE IMAGE For me.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167559 on: January 20, 2016, 05:54:23 am »
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167560 on: January 20, 2016, 06:41:09 am »
...That actually makes it look creepier.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167561 on: January 20, 2016, 06:51:37 am »
Now it looks like she's not only worried about the cherry stem poking her in the eye, but the impeding doom of having b12's massive girth crushing her in the next few seconds.

Quote from: Helgoland on January 19, 2016, 11:54:58 pm
Easy to do at all, hard to do really well, I guess. I don't have many data points to extrapolate from though.

Also this.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167562 on: January 20, 2016, 08:57:55 am »
Today's happy: good ol' murder spree in Fallout New Vegas (Vault 3, specifically). I almost forgot how invigorating this could be, seeing futile attempts of miserable junkies to counter your shotgun-assisted good times with "All Along The Watchtower" playing in the background.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167563 on: January 20, 2016, 10:45:33 am »
The Fiends are in general pretty hilarious until they shoot your head off with lasers.
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Re: [] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #167564 on: January 20, 2016, 11:29:18 am »
Quote from: Cinder on January 20, 2016, 10:45:33 am
The Fiends are in general pretty hilarious until they shoot your head off with lasers.

With their lasers worn as much as they are (mostly below 50% condition)? Unlikely.
Besides, Endurance 10 since level 1, don't really care. I'm taking a lot of bullets to the face before I go down. Like, a lot.
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