I thought I was done with RESIDENT EVIL 5: MERCENARIES forever after my several months binge during Trade School, but I finally caved and bought it plus the DLC on Steam in order to coop with a friend, and BOY JESUS was I WRONG WRONG WRONG. You see, they added a special new piece of content exclusive to the PC version that I never knew about: No Mercy Mode.
I'm not sure if everyone can relate, but have you ever been so happy and excited you were shaking and quivering? That's how I am right now after just two rounds of No Mercy. Just huge throngs of Majinis, literally pouring in through every spawn point faster than I can kill them. Usually traveling around the map to collect the time bonuses is no problem, but here I barely have room to breath with how quickly and intensely I'm surrounded. Minibosses are spawning in twos and threes and it's everything I can do just to hold them back. Everything is so frantic and action packed! This is the best, the literal best.
Thank you so much Capcom, I was wrong for wondering why the Steam Sales for RE5 were always so shitty. My only gripe is that it's singleplayer only, I would LOVE to coop this shit. It's simply SO GOOD.
EDIT: OH, and you can't NO MERCY on Reunion? That's just a crime, a GODDAMN CRIME. We need a war tribunal for this level of crime, that's fucking 7 Stars in GTA levels of crime, how can you be so utterly savage and cruel Capcom? Heavy Metal Chris will never feel the TRUE JOY of mowing down a LITERALLY ENDLESS supply of Majinis, and it's all your fault. Just completely indignant over here, you'll never know the depth of my disappointment CAPCOM, and that's a damn tragedy.