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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16261014 times)

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166395 on: December 20, 2015, 12:11:49 am »

I would guess that they simply did not wish to replace their sign, since it worked perfectly well with that fancy new neon stuff in the '60s.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166396 on: December 20, 2015, 12:30:58 am »

kaladin that's not a thing

what
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166397 on: December 20, 2015, 12:51:49 am »

kaladin that's not a thing

what
Canadians sweat maple, you just don't notice it.

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166398 on: December 20, 2015, 12:53:46 am »

kaladin that's not a thing

what
I was given a hundred dollar bill for Christmas, fresh from the bank. It smells like maple cookies to me, and my entire family agrees it smells like maple.

It may not be intended to smell that way, but it does. *shrugs*
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166399 on: December 20, 2015, 01:16:35 am »

Well they had to do something to disguise the smell of last nights' drunken brawl.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166400 on: December 20, 2015, 02:35:55 am »

oh yeah i saw the force awakens

...poe dameron is my goddamn husbando

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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166401 on: December 20, 2015, 02:36:49 am »

I'm happy I have friends.
Friends are the most awesomest thing evar :D
I'm also happy I have y'all as friends. As in many people here.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166402 on: December 20, 2015, 03:43:35 am »

...Our money...What the hell...?
Descan this is somehow your fault
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166403 on: December 20, 2015, 03:48:55 am »

oh yeah i saw the force awakens

...poe dameron is my goddamn husbando
He is the best character in the entire movie.

...Our money...What the hell...?
Descan this is somehow your fault
I have got an objective friend in Canada at the moment. I will ask him what your money smells like.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166404 on: December 20, 2015, 04:20:20 am »

Roubles smell like vodka and sadness.
Even coins.
True story.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166405 on: December 20, 2015, 04:39:22 am »

Actually, do you all remember when those thieves stole millions of gallons of maple syrup? They crashed the tanker trucks into a treasury vault full of Canadian dollars; maple syrup got all over the bills, but their government figured that they were still good after the syrup dried and was chipped away.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166406 on: December 20, 2015, 08:42:24 am »

I cooked an actual meal for myself and didn't fuck up in any way, shape or form! Guess I'm having a lot of grilled ham & cheese & pickle sandwiches in the future!
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166407 on: December 20, 2015, 10:11:19 am »

Actually, do you all remember when those thieves stole millions of gallons of maple syrup? They crashed the tanker trucks into a treasury vault full of Canadian dollars; maple syrup got all over the bills, but their government figured that they were still good after the syrup dried and was chipped away.
This happened?
Whooooa.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166408 on: December 20, 2015, 10:13:08 am »

Whats this about them using the money anyway? I only heard about the syrup theft part.
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Re: [🐌] Goat Moms sweet sugary ASS thread. (Happy thread)
« Reply #166409 on: December 20, 2015, 10:24:15 am »

I am in the top 5% (I think, the scale's not actually marked) of scored for Hitman Sniper Challenge.
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