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[Comrade P.]

I would 'rassle you, Comrade.

Curse the geography, putting miles and miles between sportsmen.
I'm also unsure if it sounds more like genuine support or creepiness. I'll just assume you're a good guy and ignore potential creepiness altogether.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

You just learn to ignore creepy ways it would sound/look OOC as you do sports like that, it took a while before I got used to hearing the sentence 'Okay, now mount him' and not snicker a bit.

[Comrade P.]

You just learn to ignore creepy ways it would sound/look OOC as you do sports like that, it took a while before I got used to hearing the sentence 'Okay, now mount him' and not snicker a bit.

Word. I started when I was, like, 14, maybe 13, and the amount of "these" jokes was overwhelming during sparrings, but then it grew old and was never used again, for me at least. It is so weird seeing 18-20 year old dudes giggling over such things now.

[Orange Wizard]

One of my church elders stopped by and gave me a big salami thing. It's like two feet long. I can't fit it in the fridge.

[Arx]

Speaking from experience, it's entirely possible someone gave it to them and they couldn't fit it in their fridge.

[Shadowlord]

Has no-one heard of a knife?

[Orange Wizard]

You'd need a sodding chainsaw to cut through this thing.

[TheBiggerFish]

wait wait WAIT

NONVIOLENT CONFLICT IS A THING IN DWARF FORTRESS NOW

OH MY GOD

wait what

how

what how that what whoa.

[Xantalos]

One of my church elders stopped by and gave me a big salami thing. It's like two feet long. I can't fit it in the fridge.

Solution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM9H2v4gqkI

[Ultimuh]

One of my church elders stopped by and gave me a big salami thing. It's like two feet long. I can't fit it in the fridge.

Solution

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM9H2v4gqkI

As a Swede, I approve of said solution.

[Sheb]

Found this gif.

[Descan]

One of my church elders stopped by and gave me a big salami thing. It's like two feet long. I can't fit it in the fridge.

Considering the conversation literally one post prior to this, I giggled like a schoolgirl.

[Graknorke]

One of my church elders stopped by and gave me a big salami thing. It's like two feet long. I can't fit it in the fridge.

Considering the conversation literally one post prior to this, I giggled like a schoolgirl.

Yes.

And why would you put a salami in the fridge? It stores for months.

[Cryxis, Prince of Doom]

Ha haha my ex isn't at school today, this makes me happy
As does the chemistry lessons becoming more easy to understand than last week

[Rolan7]

Been doing that thing where I open a beer then realize I don't really feel like getting numb, in fact I need to be sharp to keep working on something interesting.  Interesting projects are amazing.

Randomly did some housecleaning yesterday, and picked up a gallon of unsweet tea (I'm a relative newbie when it comes to caffeine, and I hate the taste of cola).  Should have got some ginger ale too, since it satisfies my "taste" for beer/soda without being alcoholic (here in the US).

I guess what I really want is caffeinated diet soda, but, I really can't stand coke or pepsi.  I guess I could be a complete stereotype and get hooked on Mt Dew...
Meh tea is fine.  Maybe I'll even start making real tea again, I have a kettle *somewhere*.

Edit:  It just started raining