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[Bouchart]

The fallacy of altruism
Dwarf without limits                                                                                 

Urist went through a Randian phase it would seem.  Though I do like the title Start Your Day With War.

[KingofstarrySkies]

I'm also playing as a GIANT TORTOISE MAN. THIS IS THE BEST VIDEO GAME.

sorry did nobody notice the

descriptions
for reactions

and the

item descriptions

and

and

and

it's... so...

user-friendly

what is this game

Right? Hell, you can CUSTOMIZE things, in Adventurer! I've still not touched Fort mode due to never being any good at Fort Mode anyway, and the deep-rooted fear of it.

[jaked122]

Now if only it didn't crash constantly in fort mode.

[Flying Dice]

Generated world. Checked legends.
 So there was dwarf  Urist, he wasl dwarf, who loved  learning mathematics and writing about theory of big numbers and algorithms. One day he witnessed elves murdering his wife.
This made him obsessed with secrets of life and death so he became necromancer and began writing more interesting books  :  Elves - explosed, Treatise on the elves, Elves - problem and solution, Toxic substances might help, Victory by diseases, Great fire, Can the blast furnaces save the world?  Victory by furnace, Start your day with war, The war : definitive guide, The fallacy of altruism, Traditional dwarf, Dwarf without limits.
After writing all those books about war, biological weapons, furnaces, toxic substances and solving the elven problem this guy took over some human civilization and wiped out the elven civilizations around. 10/10 story

Dont anger  math obsessed dwarfs.
                                                                                                           

Literally dwarf Hitler 10/10.

[miauw62]

new version isn't even out a week and it already generates hitler

E:

SMOOTH MCGROOVE AND CUTMAN COLLAB ALBUM SQUEEEE~~~

Also a teaser for a new CHIPTUNES=WIN album coming out monday :O

[Tawa]

I CAN INTO DF2015

EDIT: The game freezes constantly during the civ-placing phase when I try to generate a Small or larger world. Weird.

[Aklyon]

TOONAMI JUST ANNOUNCED A NEW SEASON OF SAMURAI JACK IS COMING 2016

Huzzah!

[Graknorke]

I had an excellent university interview and then ate so much that I could barely move. Good times.

[Comrade P.]

So I tried Undertale today.
Apparently I suck at dodging pellets.
So I watched a dude making a no-comment pacifist run on Youtube.
...
That was a feels trip from start to finish.

[Graknorke]

Dodger: Break The Law is all revealed finally.
Now to wait a few more months for Kaz to get his shit together dealing with those... 652 orders.

[hops]

I should stop being surprised about not having a mental breakdown for at least 4 months now.

Is this how people tend to function? It's weird.

[MaximumZero]

Note: Guitar turned all the way up is loud. Also, my fingers hurt.

[Arcvasti]

So I watched a dude making a no-comment pacifist run on Youtube.
...
That was a feels trip from start to finish.

Now watch a no-comment Merciless run on Youtube~! Dash your feels into the cold hard stone~!

[Putnam]

or watch my commented run

where i never save

...and skip all the dialogue, probably shouldn't do that

[Comrade P.]

So I watched a dude making a no-comment pacifist run on Youtube.
...
That was a feels trip from start to finish.

Now watch a no-comment Merciless run on Youtube~! Dash your feels into the cold hard stone~!

How can one do this? This takes heart of cold, dead stone. I mean, I never made it past the gates to the ruins in this... approach - also by watching it on Youtube.