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[Eric Blank]

Didn't she totally lick that clannfear's claw? That counts as an ingredient for cure disease. :v

[Sinistar]

Fookin dreams mang. They create stupid imaginary situations and make your brain believe it. And said situations can be actually completely believable, even. But hey, a plot twist, in this situation you found yourself doing things you've said you won't do IRL. Things that go against your principles, against you. Not necessarily bad things, you know, but simply things that make you question if you've made the right choices in life. Because boy oh boy, that moment when the brain starts to pump in whatever hormone it is that makes you happy and the dreams become the best thing ever BUT then you wake up and you are left confused, sad and yearning.

Well, you know what, I'm not taking this crap this time. Screw you subconscious, you ain't the boss of me.

Today I'm happy because I decided to be happy gundammit.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Fried chicken is amazing. To hell with the ramen, just eat the chicken.

The chicken has to go with SOMETHING, or else it becomes a frustrating experience of fats and greases; I'd go with coleslaw, personally.

Have you tried serving your fried chicken with some fried chicken?

I am losing the ninja meta-game. Confound this power armor, it's shot my dex stats to hell.

The plus side is: in the power armor, you can punch almost as hard as me. Almost.

I want MaximumZero to be a playable character in a fighting game. Or for someone to mod him into DF as a race.

[Emma]

Fried chicken is amazing. To hell with the ramen, just eat the chicken.

The chicken has to go with SOMETHING, or else it becomes a frustrating experience of fats and greases; I'd go with coleslaw, personally.

Have you tried serving your fried chicken with some fried chicken?

I am losing the ninja meta-game. Confound this power armor, it's shot my dex stats to hell.

The plus side is: in the power armor, you can punch almost as hard as me. Almost.

I want MaximumZero to be a playable character in a fighting game. Or for someone to mod him into DF as a race.

MaximumZero too op pls nerf.

[Akura]

Didn't she totally lick that clannfear's claw? That counts as an ingredient for cure disease. :v

Yeah, that's what (apparently) cured it. Sigrid could have used some other method to cure Katia(like how she mixed Restore Health and Magicka ingredients into the dipping sauce), but she thought that getting the slutcat to lick a demon lizard's feet was funny as hell.

Oh wait, the vampire bite came after the dinner with Sigrid. I think she may have been diseased from the slaughterfish, though.

Spoiler: Oblivion question (click to show/hide)

Sigrid is one of the survivors in the camp outstide Kvatch, right?

Gonna punch her in the face next time I play through it.

[Comrade P.]

This made me smile in the end of the day today.

[Descan]

I just watched all of Rick and Morty over the last two days :V

[KingofstarrySkies]

Spoilers for Undertale, but great song.

[MaximumZero]

Fried chicken is amazing. To hell with the ramen, just eat the chicken.

The chicken has to go with SOMETHING, or else it becomes a frustrating experience of fats and greases; I'd go with coleslaw, personally.

Have you tried serving your fried chicken with some fried chicken?

I am losing the ninja meta-game. Confound this power armor, it's shot my dex stats to hell.

The plus side is: in the power armor, you can punch almost as hard as me. Almost.

I want MaximumZero to be a playable character in a fighting game. Or for someone to mod him into DF as a race.

MaximumZero too op pls nerf.

They already nerfed me. I work retail, and am no longer allowed to punch people. Also, I'm fairly injury prone.

[Helgoland]

Eh, that's just the setup for the sequel. 'We need you for one last job, MZ.' 'I told you, I'm done with that stuff. I'm livin' a steady life these days, have a regular job, a wife, kids... I'm out of the game, and I won't be going back.' 'But nobody else stands any chance of succeeding! We need you!'

Coming this fall: MZ II - Punch Harder

[Orange Wizard]

Someone call Hollywood, we've got a blockbuster.

[Frumple]

It's starting to look like another kitten has been converted to the glory of fingers. Cute lil' black one, this time. The now really friendly tortoiseshell that's 2-3 times the kitten's size appears to be somewhat jealous :3

... am slightly worried she might eat the kitten, now, but still. Fingerlolo~

[Akura]

I work retail, and am no longer allowed to punch people.

I too work retail, and how I wish I was allowed to punch people.

[RedKing]

Eh, that's just the setup for the sequel. 'We need you for one last job, MZ.' 'I told you, I'm done with that stuff. I'm livin' a steady life these days, have a regular job, a wife, kids... I'm out of the game, and I won't be going back.' 'But nobody else stands any chance of succeeding! We need you!'

Coming this fall: MZ II - Punch Harder

"I told you...I aint like that anymore."
--Clint Eastwood as MaximumZero in The Unpunched

[Loud Whispers]

What the fuck is this game doing with these sexy violins