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[itisnotlogical]

I have my first date in a long time tomorrow. As in taking somebody someplace that we don't normally go, and being normal human beings about it. I want to play it cool and "yeah whatever romance isn't the only thing in the world" about it, but I'm honestly more excited than I've been about anything in quite some time. Fuck stoicism and 2kool4humanemotions.

[Putnam]

my school has free printing holy crap

[ggamer]

my school has free printing holy crap

fucking lucky piece of shit

[hops]

Time to print 900 Nic Cages.

[miauw62]

Time to make them charge for printing.

FTFY

[hops]

Well you know what they say, ruin it for everyone before someone ruin it for you.

[IcyTea31]

So, here's a video game mechanic idea. One of those sidescroller beat 'em up things, but the hero's only attack is the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. The object of the game is to find each enemy's timing so that you can use it without getting interrupted, and then get them to walk the requisite 5 steps.

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Final boss is an old paraplegic in a wheelchair.

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Give them an exoskeleton/prosthetics to let them walk, just so they could be killed by it?

"Thank you, young one! I can walk again!"
"Yeah, enjoy it for the rest of your life!"
"Wait, wh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" *thud*

[Skyrunner]

My mid-semester GPA (after midterms) has been revealed to be a stunning 3.88! woo!

[SirQuiamus]

So, here's a video game mechanic idea. One of those sidescroller beat 'em up things, but the hero's only attack is the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. The object of the game is to find each enemy's timing so that you can use it without getting interrupted, and then get them to walk the requisite 5 steps.

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Final boss is an old paraplegic in a wheelchair.

The Way of the Exploding Heart

Brilliant.

[scrdest]

Yeah, watching him in action I can see why there are memes and stuff about the guy. Good lord, but he's skilled.

-snip-

What makes Bob cool isn't his painting. He's a shitty painter. He's cool because his attitude is fucking hilarious and he's generally either stoned as shit or high on life.

Yeah, Bob Ross isn't a painter, he's secretly a hypnotist. And seriously, that's his attitude sans pharmacological help - he used to be a drill sergeant and pretty much swore to never yell again afterwards.

[Reelya]

Time to start advertising your own paid printing service

FTFY

FTFY

[Frumple]

So, here's a video game mechanic idea. One of those sidescroller beat 'em up things, but the hero's only attack is the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. The object of the game is to find each enemy's timing so that you can use it without getting interrupted, and then get them to walk the requisite 5 steps.

... so basically One Finger Death Punch? Just... slower, I guess. Maybe.

[Eric Blank]

I still prefer Five Finger Death Punch.

[Sergarr]

Time to start advertising your own paid printing service

FTFY

FTFY

I've read the inner quote as "your own maid printing service" and was momentarily confused.

[Eric Blank]

If you can print perfect animu maids at will, your life is complete