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[miauw62]

I wonder if you can pick up an HP Lovecraft omnibus with an artificially aged tome-like cover. That would be sweet.

Sad thing really big books don't really work for me, since I read so much in bed. I accidentally tore out like three pages while reading LotR.

[pisskop]

wee got to play my smax maps and I didnt like everything I saw.  So I toned it down a bit.

[Akura]

@Jellyfish. Ugh. Scary sons of bitches. Just the idea of finding yourself near a swarm of Portugese Man O' Wars is terrifying - you don't even need to be that close since their tentacles reach pretty far. The jellyfish scene from Finding Nemo is pure nightmare fuel.

And worse, even if they wash up on the beach and DIE, their stingers can still fire off.

I remember a biology teacher I had - who was eventually fired for proselytizing after the year - describing their reproduction processes and practically getting off while doing so. And this is the same woman who was telling us that premarital sex was bad because sex is like a foursome with God(and God on your partner's end) - as well as every other partner you've had and every other partner your partner has had - so you'd better be married.

Why the hell is this in the Happy thread?

[Graknorke]

Telling kids that premarital sex is like a foursome probably wouldn't have the intended effect.
And come to think of it, how does being married help? When it's a married couple does it become a threesome?

[Aklyon]

I think she was just trying to fit god in there somewhere and ended up ruining her own warning.

[TheBiggerFish]

...That, that definitely goes in the WTF thread.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Telling kids that premarital sex is like a foursome probably wouldn't have the intended effect.
And come to think of it, how does being married help? When it's a married couple does it become a threesome?

...PREMARITAL SEX SOUNDS AMAZING

[Tawa]

To quote badfic!Light:

Better make it a foursome!

[Helgoland]

So technically if I have lots of non-monogamous sex, each subsequent sexual experience will be more like an orgy? That's gotta be the worst argument against premarital sex I've ever heard.

[Calidovi]

Just blame it on millennials.

[Akura]

I think she probably meant that includes all the diseases and nasty stuff you get along with it. Or the fact that you'd be going to hell. Something like that. I never actually paid attention in that class.

[Calidovi]

I think she probably meant that includes all the diseases and nasty stuff you get along with it. Or the fact that you'd be going to hell. Something like that. I never actually paid attention in that class.

Then rephrase it so it doesn't include the appeal of giving 20 people the D.

[Flying Dice]

oh my god is that the giant black one with gold filigree? My girlfriend was telling me there's a copy at the bookstore she works at. I'm so jealous.

Ya mean this one?

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It's got this pretty cool effect where it looks perfectly normal but distorts any photographs or video footage you take of it. :V

I once roomed with an evangelical Christian who asked me if it was a bible when he saw me reading it... that was a fun conversation.

[GiglameshDespair]

"Is that a bible?"
"...of sorts."

[SalmonGod]

Found just now that I can say "Pad kid poured curd pulled cod" 10 times fast.  Is that all you got, MIT?