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[KingofstarrySkies]

i have never played it.
AND I'M BEING THE TRADER.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!?

[Frumple]

Genestealers. Genestealers in every orifice, and new orifices they implant in you specifically to shove more genestealers into. Genestealers crawling out of everything, into everything, eating and violating everything that moves, everything that doesn't move, and everything that can be made to move, plus things that can't. Genestealers as far as the intestines can stretch, and then further. Your trader will, in fact, be a matryoshka doll of genestealers, each packed into a tighter ball than the last, a vaguely human shape patiently waiting until the proper time to erupt into a roiling ball of omniviolating genestealer fleshmass, flying every which way and burying entire sectors in genestealer goo. Around every corner, in every ventilation duct and miscellaneous piping, in people's shoes, in their gun barrels, on the ceiling, under the bed, inside the lining of your shirts. Genestealers everywhere. You'll go to ritually moon someone and there'll be a little genestealer already there, staring out, drooling at people as you wave in the wind.

That's what can go wrong. Have fun!

[Aedel]

Genestealers. Genestealers in every orifice, and new orifices they implant in you specifically to shove more genestealers into. Genestealers crawling out of everything, into everything, eating and violating everything that moves, everything that doesn't move, and everything that can be made to move, plus things that can't. Genestealers as far as the intestines can stretch, and then further. Your trader will, in fact, be a matryoshka doll of genestealers, each packed into a tighter ball than the last, a vaguely human shape patiently waiting until the proper time to erupt into a roiling ball of omniviolating genestealer fleshmass, flying every which way and burying entire sectors in genestealer goo. Around every corner, in every ventilation duct and miscellaneous piping, in people's shoes, in their gun barrels, on the ceiling, under the bed, inside the lining of your shirts. Genestealers everywhere. You'll go to ritually moon someone and there'll be a little genestealer already there, staring out, drooling at people as you wave in the wind.

That's what can go wrong. Have fun!

not far off from what I have planned as the gm tbh

[KingofstarrySkies]

Emperor give me light.

[Meunahlux]

"Not far off"

EMPEROR PRESERVE ME

[Rolan7]

emperor let there be a space open~

(kidding )

[Egan_BW]

Emperor give me light.

I recommend a heavy bolter
Solves all problems

[TheBiggerFish]

Manheim Steamroller is coming to my area for Christmas.
Best.  Slightly early.  Present.  Ever.
(And thank goodness for the small miracle of timing that had me hear the ad on the radio.)

[4maskwolf]

I have now acquired both of the currently-pubished English translations of the Hataraku Maou-Sama light novels and will read them shortly.

SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

[Eric Blank]

Well, I survived another day stocking walls of cigarettes, repeatedly. And got more monies in the process. Job well done I guess.

[Sirus]

Emperor give me light.

I recommend a heavy bolter
Solves all problems

He speaks truth. Alien monsters, heavy combat servitors, (lesser) daemon princes...heavy bolter solves all things. Not cleanly, perhaps, but...

[Bauglir]

Undertale is a good game. Now excuse me while I got to sleep three hours ago.

[Tack]

Game?

Eh. Maybe I should get it after all.
Well, when my next star dies in blood bowl.

[Flying Dice]

http://howdovaccinescauseautism.com/

[Rubidium]

I finally have an avatar that DOESN'T have elements in it!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

(I might miss Strontium, but at least it's great!)
So what's your favorite picture in my new avatar rotator?