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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16257622 times)

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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162810 on: September 17, 2015, 09:27:00 pm »
What's with all these humans being intimate with eachother recently.
Is it spring over there or something?
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Yeah, he's a banned spammer. Normally we'd delete this thread too, but people were having too much fun with it by the time we got here.

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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162811 on: September 17, 2015, 09:29:31 pm »
Every season is spring in regards to human intimacy, tack. There's no escape.
E:
There's no escape,
you cannot run.
The kids are humping,
upon the sun.
« Last Edit: September 17, 2015, 09:32:46 pm by Frumple »
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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162812 on: September 17, 2015, 09:33:18 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on September 17, 2015, 09:29:31 pm
Every season is spring in regards to human intimacy, tack. There's no escape.

SpringAnnual fever has new meaning in this age of man.
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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162813 on: September 17, 2015, 09:33:53 pm »
Meanwhile it literally is spring down under and I still don't get any intimacy.
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
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Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162814 on: September 17, 2015, 09:38:03 pm »
Quote from: Orange Wizard on September 17, 2015, 09:33:53 pm
Meanwhile it literally is spring down under and I still don't get any intimacy.

Horses are always an option.
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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162815 on: September 17, 2015, 10:10:07 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on September 17, 2015, 05:02:06 pm
Now I'm wondering what womanly chili would even be. What do you do to engender your meals? how!?
The chili is manly because it is full of bravado and panache. Also because I normally make it too spicy for anyone but me to eat, and I am a man, ergo, the chili is too manly for most of the people I know.

Quote from: Helgoland on September 17, 2015, 05:13:59 pm
People, there's one obvious answer, which involves transferring male reproductive cells into the meal.
Ew, no, I'm a family man who makes family meals.
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162816 on: September 17, 2015, 10:14:13 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on September 17, 2015, 10:10:07 pm
Quote from: Helgoland on September 17, 2015, 05:13:59 pm
People, there's one obvious answer, which involves transferring male reproductive cells into the meal.
Ew, no, I'm a family man who makes family meals.
There's a joke to be made here but I'd feel guilty doing it outside of the Terrible Jokes Thread.
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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162817 on: September 17, 2015, 10:24:38 pm »
Quote from: Tawarochir on September 17, 2015, 10:14:13 pm
Quote from: MaximumZero on September 17, 2015, 10:10:07 pm
Quote from: Helgoland on September 17, 2015, 05:13:59 pm
People, there's one obvious answer, which involves transferring male reproductive cells into the meal.
Ew, no, I'm a family man who makes family meals.
There's a joke to be made here but I'd feel guilty doing it outside of the Terrible Jokes Thread.
Agreement is had.
Sappho put out a new vid and that is nice.
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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162818 on: September 17, 2015, 10:26:56 pm »
Quote from: MaximumZero on September 17, 2015, 10:10:07 pm
Quote from: Eric Blank on September 17, 2015, 05:02:06 pm
Now I'm wondering what womanly chili would even be. What do you do to engender your meals? how!?
The chili is manly because it is full of bravado and panache. Also because I normally make it too spicy for anyone but me to eat, and I am a man, ergo, the chili is too manly for most of the people I know.
* Cinder giggles in Thai.
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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162819 on: September 17, 2015, 10:27:15 pm »
Don't put testes in your Wheaties, kids.
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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162820 on: September 17, 2015, 10:31:29 pm »
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Quote from: MaximumZero on December 25, 2015, 09:30:24 pm
Holy crap, why did I not start watching One Punch Man earlier? This is the best thing.
probably figured an autobiography wouldn't be interesting

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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162821 on: September 17, 2015, 10:39:02 pm »
No... no, apparently some people eat them. Just... usually not human ones.
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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162822 on: September 17, 2015, 10:39:43 pm »
Put testes in everything, consenting adults.
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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162823 on: September 17, 2015, 11:16:33 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on September 17, 2015, 10:39:02 pm
No... no, apparently some people eat them. Just... usually not human ones.
Mountain oysters~
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Please don't shitpost, it lowers the quality of discourse
Quote from: Cinder on July 21, 2016, 09:25:53 pm
Hard science is like a sword, and soft science is like fear. You can use both to equally powerful results, but even if your opponent disbelieve your stabs, they will still die.

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Re: [🎺💀🎺] Nuclear donuts, advise countering with vampires (Happy thread)
« Reply #162824 on: September 17, 2015, 11:19:19 pm »
Quote from: Frumple on September 17, 2015, 09:29:31 pm
The kids are humping,
upon the sun.

Teen romance in the Eclipse Phase universe.
Making friends with a surya would be a pretty effective way to run off together from disapproving parents.
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