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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 16179561 times)

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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161670 on: August 20, 2015, 11:42:21 am »

Happy IceCreamCakeDay.
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161671 on: August 20, 2015, 02:26:59 pm »

Congratulations on another year of shitposting canadian nazis, koss!
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161672 on: August 20, 2015, 02:58:33 pm »

Lactose-free ice cream exists. You can probably get it in cake form somewhere.
It does. But it's like twice the cost and generally comes in three flavors: vanilla, chocolate and "we just stuck a bunch of crap in some vanilla, enjoy"

My son used to have a milk allergy, so we had coconut milk ice cream and almond milk ice cream and soy ice cream. They all suck. Now he's grown out of the allergy, so I don't even have solidarity anymore. There's a tub of Breyer's Thin Mint ice cream in the fridge right now (yes, with chunks of Girl Scout cookies in it).

You know what? I just ate a bowl. Fuck you, intestines. I'll wash it down with some kefir and mentally prepare myself for hours of agony tonight. Totally worth it.
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161673 on: August 20, 2015, 03:10:00 pm »

You can, and I used to. But it's kind of hit-and-miss. If you take lactase too soon, your stomach acid denatures it and it has little to no effect. If you take it too late, enough lactose has reached your gut flora to cause a bloom of fermentation and the resultant cloud of hydrogen, methane and carbon dioxide.

Eventually, it just stopped having much effect at all, and they run about 75 cents to a dollar per pill. Cheaper and easier to just avoid dairy.
Yogurt isn't typically a problem, nor is kefir. Any kind of fermented dairy product really, because it's already pre-digested, if you will. If it's probiotic enough, it actually helps cushion my system against dairy. But there are limits.

Whole milk? Might as well swallow a frag grenade.

I always take comfort in knowing that lactose-intolerance in adulthood is in fact the evolutionary norm in most mammals, and lactase-persistence is in fact a relatively recent human mutation. You mutie freaks.
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161674 on: August 20, 2015, 03:11:29 pm »

You mutie freaks.
You lame non-eaters of ice cream! :P
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161675 on: August 20, 2015, 03:12:42 pm »

You mutie freaks.
You lame non-eaters of ice cream! :P
Purge the unclean eaters of cow secretion!
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161676 on: August 20, 2015, 03:23:32 pm »

What is man? A miserable pile of consumed cow secretion!
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161677 on: August 20, 2015, 03:30:21 pm »

Can't you get pills that release lactase into your intestines to help with that? Probably horribly expensive, though...
These just like... don't do anything for me.  No visible effect.
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161678 on: August 20, 2015, 03:32:44 pm »

You could try shoving them up your butt :P
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161680 on: August 20, 2015, 04:09:25 pm »

Just saw three random deer wandering around in the backyard, not more than 20 feet from the house.
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161681 on: August 20, 2015, 04:10:17 pm »

Why aren't they in the oven yet...
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161682 on: August 20, 2015, 04:14:38 pm »

Nihilism fuck yeah.

More seriously, that video is equal parts terrifying and happy inducing and thought provoking and all of these things that have been in my head before but were either pushed away or slipped off on their own, since thinking hard about this stuff is never easy.

So, yay dying I guess?
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161683 on: August 20, 2015, 04:50:39 pm »

Why aren't they in the oven yet...
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but deers r cutes...
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Re: [Poi] The deadly game of poi (Happy thread? Poi! B.. Baka!)
« Reply #161684 on: August 20, 2015, 04:53:27 pm »

When someone tells you to shoot Bambi, you do it, put it in your cooker, strip off its flesh and eat it. And dammit, you'll enjoy it too.
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