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[hops]

*crude jokes about 'loosen up'*

Edit: But in seriousness, it gonna hurt if you don't do it right.

We're not actually jumping straight to canoodling.

Yeah, you should wait till you're married.

I don't understand how anyone could have the patience to wait if they cared about so-called canoodling that much.

It's the two seperate schools of thought amongst those who believe 'Canoodling' is an incredibly intimate and vulnerable experience.
So either
a) save it for someone you want to be with for the rest of your life, that you do not allow the many strangers and exes 'along the way' to know your body so.
or
b) abuse it in order to find out someone's quirks early on in the relationship. 'Cos nothing reveals a controlling personality like a mid-coital haranguing.


Edit: Which doesn't answer your not-really question. The real answer is, it's not about patience, it's about proving how much you care by showing how long you're willing to wait. ^{[F**cking cosmo]
_{So basically sit and stay, or you'll never get the proverbial squeaky toy.}}

I'm likely aromantic/gray aromantic, so it's more like a platonic canoodle? Or something.

[Tack]

Honestly afaik 'canoodling' is just cuddling.
All these '' flying around making me not know what's what.

[hops]

I still don't get why people make such a big deal of it because to be honest to me it sounds kind of fun and self-esteem-building and it's a shame people are skittish about it, but I guess that there's a lot of factors to it.

To be honest I can't really say I have been happy for the past few days because of it, because I'm not, but also for once I'm not beset by extreme self-loathing and insecurity about my appearance.

[Yoink]

I just discovered Acid Witch. This feels like some kind of epiphany.
So damn good.

[scrdest]

I'm likely aromantic/gray aromantic, so it's more like a platonic canoodle? Or something.

...gray?

[hops]

It's a word I picked up. Kinda means being between aromantic and romantic. Which just means romantic, but less so.

When you try to be friends with everyone, it's start to dawn on you that some people aren't really worth being friends with, and that comes with being unable to like people.

[Descan]

I usually wait about... An hour? Give or take.

Why wait? Nonsense.

Takes me a couple minutes to seduce.

[hops]

The true professionalscan will travel back in time to fuck someone.

[KingofstarrySkies]

nono I can totally see that as something someone would want

but a surprise

like springing it on you

no

'The Bolton special'

Too soon.

The true professionalscan will travel back in time to fuck someone.

Some call it a TARDIS. Me, I call it The Love Machine.

[Yoink]

nono I can totally see that as something someone would want

but a surprise

like springing it on you

no

'The Bolton special'

Does that involve "20 good men"?

[Xantalos]

nono I can totally see that as something someone would want

but a surprise

like springing it on you

no

'The Bolton special'

Does that involve "20 good men"?

That, or performing with the power of 20 good men.

*cut to penis enlargement pill commercial*
HAR

[KingofstarrySkies]

You could've prevented this.
SUPER-OMEGA-ULTRA-HAPPY! TERRARIA 1.3 IS RELEASING IN ABOUT 5 AND A HALF HOURS! \O/

[Aklyon]

[KingofstarrySkies]

haps burf

[Loud Whispers]

nono I can totally see that as something someone would want

but a surprise

like springing it on you

no

'The Bolton special'

Does that involve "20 good men"?

That, or performing with the power of 20 good men.

*cut to penis enlargement pill commercial*
HAR

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