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[GiglameshDespair]

Was feeling bad about my knobby knees but then I remembered several conventionally attractive female celebrities also have them.
So I guess that one thing celebrities are good for is to popularize physical flaws, because there's no reason you can't be beautiful even if you have prehensile tentacles for arms.

While I'm not very knowledgeable about celebrities, I'm pretty sure I don't remember seeing one of the children of Shub-Niggurath on the news.

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Was feeling bad about my knobby knees but then I remembered several conventionally attractive female celebrities also have them.
So I guess that one thing celebrities are good for is to popularize physical flaws, because there's no reason you can't be beautiful even if you have prehensile tentacles for arms.

While I'm not very knowledgeable about celebrities, I'm pretty sure I don't remember seeing one of the children of Shub-Niggurath on the news.

That's because you weren't looking hard enough. Tentacle monsters are all the rage these days.

[hops]

I feel compelled to make a character who is half-man, half-octopus named Bob-Niggurath now.

[Dutchling]

I'm close to having culled 10% of my posts. Feels good. Liberating.

But why?

Shitposting. Shitposting for miles in every direction. One does not dare to glance at their oldest posts lest they feel the greatest shame imaginable. 

shitposting is a way of life

you should not deny your heritage

[penguinofhonor]

To post is human, to shitpost divine.

[Bauglir]

To post is human, to shitpost divine.

fuck the gods m8

Ah, but seriously, it just feels good to let go of past moments through a tangible act of destruction. I don't think I can put it in terms any less pretentious than that. I can't touch posts in locked threads, though, so my greatest embarrassments will persist indefinitely.

[Fniff]

I have nothing to hide in my earlier posts. Hence while I have not edited one of them. To erase your past is folly.
God help me if any future bosses read through it, though.

[Arx]

So far, the only posts I really regret have been deleted for me by the Unmaker, Toady. There've been about two of them, though. I blame it on lurking accountless for two years. Had I started posting sooner, I'm sure I would have adequately humiliated myself.

[penguinofhonor]

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[Dutchling]

wait never mind just noticed this is the happy thread

[Puzzlemaker]

Really?  What do you guys post?

My early posts aren't exactly amazing, but they arn't bad either.

Although, a lot of my posts were lost in the forum move from like... 7 years ago.

Man I'm old.

[hops]

I'm still a terrible person so there's no point in removing my posts.

[Loud Whispers]

Not gonna lie, I've had some quality shitposts deleted by Toady.

Toady deleted my 50k get in the rage thread ;-;

[IronTomato]

I'm back. Also, Summer vacation w00t. No more sophomore year.

[hops]

I'm back. Also, Summer vacation w00t. No sophoMore year.

FTFY