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[Flying Dice]

And if we count how long since you put in the gender identity update request to the bureaucracy?

Yeah, sorry, this is what I meant.

Less than a month ain't bad for government work, especially if you mailed it in.

[Putnam]

https://gfycat.com/DentalBlackLadybug

i am a god

(if you're allergic to the future, here's a gif)

https://giant.gfycat.com/DentalBlackLadybug.gif

And hey, source code too (since I posted it on Reddit):

https://gist.github.com/Putnam3145/c854c25d4bc6a92f4c40

[EnigmaticHat]

Tool assisted?

[Putnam]

that's way beyond tool assisted friendo

this is straight-up cheating

but it's cool cheating

the auto shine charge and auto damage boost function in that file there are basically assisting tools, though, yeah, as opposed to cheats (since they only read memory and give button input in response to it, unlike the homing missile which writes memory, which is very much cheating).

[Yoink]

Had scrambled eggs and toast for breakfast. It was delicious. Washed down with milo.
I didn't realise halfway through making the eggs that I was out of milk this time, either.

[penguinofhonor]

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[BadLemonsXI]

Had scrambled eggs and toast for breakfast. It was delicious. Washed down with milo.
I didn't realise halfway through making the eggs that I was out of milk this time, either.

Yo try some canned baked beans with that. And if your making your scrambled eggs in a pan you can use it to heat your beans after your eggs are done ^_^

[KingofstarrySkies]

Just spent way too long playing Prison Architect. That is a fun game.

You better believe it is!

[Yoink]

Had scrambled eggs and toast for breakfast. It was delicious. Washed down with milo.
I didn't realise halfway through making the eggs that I was out of milk this time, either.

Yo try some canned baked beans with that. And if your making your scrambled eggs in a pan you can use it to heat your beans after your eggs are done ^_^

Perhaps I shall, next time! Thanks for the tip. Although two eggs + two slices of toast w/ Vegemite is already a good-sized meal for me.

[WillowLuman]

Jurassic World was awesome. The mosasaur is shit-your-pants scary.

[Arx]

Maybe cut one of the eggs and use half a can of beans? I wouldn't manage two eggs and beans and toast either.

[da_nang]

It's mah cakeday! 

Now if only I had some actual cake...

[Tack]

Perhaps I shall, next time! Thanks for the tip. Although two eggs + two slices of toast w/ Vegemite is already a good-sized meal for me.

I have begun making my cereal/yoghurt tiny so that I can also fit in english muffins slathered with nutella.

Breakfast is a recent addition to my diet, so I'm tinkering with the exact formula.

[Putnam]

I CHOSE A REALLY GOOD TIME TO LEARN BETTER LUA

to be exact, here's some weird shit:

Code: [Select]

local superMetroidRow={}

superMetroidRow.__index=function(t,k)
    return mainmemory.readbyte((t.row*0x50)+k+6402)
end

superMetroidRow.__newindex=function(t,k,v)
    return mainmemory.writebyte((t.row*0x50+k+0x6402),v)
end


local map={}
for i=0,158 do
    map[i]={row=i}
    setmetatable(map[i],superMetroidRow)
end
I'm probably hilariously off-base with how the map system in Super Metroid is stored, but that's a thing. Accessing map[5][40] will access the byte at 0x65BA, which I AM GUESSING WITH ZERO EVIDENCE TO BACK IT UP to be the BTS at tile x=5 y=40 (16x16 tiles). BTS means "Behind The Scenes" and refers to Tiles What Do Things. Most of them are supposedly 0, but I keep getting weird values, so fuck it I gave up on that, but I learned metatables better so fyeah.

[Orange Wizard]

I CHOSE A REALLY GOOD TIME TO LEARN BETTER LUA

Holy crap, I wasn't expecting that.

Inb4 riot at Riot.