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[MaximumZero]

* MaximumZero throws Grak outside.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Cold makes you stronk. -45 degrees Celsius is the required temperature here for school to be cancelled. Otherwise? Suck it up, go.

[hops]

If I have my own house and have to deal with Jehovah's Witnesses, I'd dress up like the High Priest of Satan when greeting them.
Wait, actually, they probably saw that one before.

Dress up as Pyro and mumble at them?

[KingofstarrySkies]

is mumble a codeword for burn them alive because if not you aren't MMPHMing it right

I usually just politely tell them I'm not interested.

[Tawa]

Yay! Spambot friends are here!

[Eric Blank]

Jehovah's witnesses have probably seen everything. Collectively, at least. You can still surprise a given individual.

Dress up as Nietzsche and tell them "God is dead, and we have killed him!"

The first part must be said with utter disgust, and the latter with unadulterated horror!

[Harry Baldman]

Why not pretend you've never heard the good news and whatnot, and then when they tell you about Jesus, you listen attentively and take notes. Ask them what he likes as sacrifices. Then enthusiastically tell them that you'll add him to your personal home shrine next to the others and leave him offerings periodically.

Or maybe just give them a dose of easy evangelism and join up with Jehovah's Witnesses ironically after they tell you what God is. Wonder if that ever happens?

[Rolan7]

They only visited my current place a couple times, a while ago.  I'm kinda sad I didn't do anything fun, or even just have a frank discussion with them.  Would probably help if I had been awake either time they visited.  Not their fault, and I'm glad I was (as far as I remember) polite in turning them down.

Oh right, there was that time I just pretended not to be home.  Eh, again, I felt asleep.

I do want to go visit their local church sometime though, just to chat and stuff.  Feels like it could be educational and kinda fun.  And honestly I'd feel a lot more comfortable meeting outside my domicile.  They probably would too...  My place is not neat.

Fakedit:  I'm definitely talking about the spambots

[hops]

Jehovah's witnesses have probably seen everything. Collectively, at least. You can still surprise a given individual.

Dress up as Nietzsche and tell them "God is dead, and we have killed him!"

The first part must be said with utter disgust, and the latter with unadulterated horror!

Would I get arrested if I also held a shotgun while saying that?

[Eric Blank]

You'll have to check the local laws yourself. But in most first world countries, the answer is yes, and they'd send the equivalent of the swat team to demand your surrender. You can get tazed to death on international news and everything!

Then you can be the Thai guy that died because of a misunderstanding.

[hops]

That reminds me, I could always act like a racist asian caricature and act like I can't understand them while appearing to be earnestly trying to learn about God.

[KingofstarrySkies]

You walk out, with a random object. Preferably something nonlethal. In this example, a TV remote.

You interrupt them before they can speak.
And lean real close.
And whisper. "This flicker is the flicker that will pierce the heavens." Then walk back in.

[hops]

What about being dressed as the Pope?

[KingofstarrySkies]

Antipope.

[Rolan7]

You walk out, with a random object. Preferably something nonlethal. In this example, a TV remote.

You interrupt them before they can speak.
And lean real close.
And whisper. "This flicker is the flicker that will pierce the heavens." Then walk back in.

I'd use these yellow metal tablets I found in the park yesterday, but they're just so heavy.  Like lead or something.