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Author Topic: [MILK] There were 12 eggs here what did you do with them? (Happy thread?!)  (Read 15903867 times)

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Re: [Poi] Yuudachi vs the fanpois (Happy thread? Poi?)
« Reply #157710 on: May 24, 2015, 01:02:28 am »

PSST.

I MEAN I WANT TO FUCK HER.

VIOLENTLY.
Is there any other kind?

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Re: [Poi] Yuudachi vs the fanpois (Happy thread? Poi?)
« Reply #157711 on: May 24, 2015, 01:03:24 am »

PSST.

I MEAN I WANT TO FUCK HER.

VIOLENTLY.
That's what I had thought, but I wanted to make sure. I suppose i wouldn't mind violently smacking her insides either.

...What the hell is going on in that image?
I can't tell if that's some sort of tail or a leg or an arse.

Its definitely her lizard tail. Lizard girls always get it the worst.
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Re: [Poi] Yuudachi vs the fanpois (Happy thread? Poi?)
« Reply #157712 on: May 24, 2015, 01:05:58 am »

Stop the bullying, poi.
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Now we see the violence inherent in the system, poi.

No bullying. This is a no bully zone.
Fun fact, to achieve those kinds of washboard abs you see in supermodels, you need something like 4-2% fat content in your whole body! I think you also need to really dehydrate yourself to get that kinda chest*
*I could have no idea what I'm talking about and might be talking out of my ass so grain of salt.
Edit: Oh, and tons of exercise, too, obviously.
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IronyOwl   But Kyuubey can more or less be summed up as "You didn't ask."
15:52   IronyOwl   Whereas Dungbeetle is closer to "Fuck you."

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Re: [Poi] Yuudachi vs the fanpois (Happy thread? Poi?)
« Reply #157713 on: May 24, 2015, 01:16:17 am »

She does indeed have a tail, which is some sort of flight-deck + triple-gun turret + torpedo mount.

Then there's the hooves instead of feet.
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Re: [Poi] Yuudachi vs the fanpois (Happy thread? Poi?)
« Reply #157714 on: May 24, 2015, 01:43:46 am »


I know I should be working on project stuff, but I'm having too much fun right now.
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Re: [Poi] Yuudachi vs the fanpois (Happy thread? Poi?)
« Reply #157715 on: May 24, 2015, 02:22:55 am »

Cheese is almost as important as poi. Poi.

Also it still seems like I can't see Shimakaze without wanting to go at her like fist of the north star.
Well. That is a rather potent mental image. O.o
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Re: [Poi] Yuudachi vs the fanpois (Happy thread? Poi?)
« Reply #157716 on: May 24, 2015, 03:52:28 am »

Fun fact, to achieve those kinds of washboard abs you see in supermodels, you need something like 4-2% fat content in your whole body! I think you also need to really dehydrate yourself to get that kinda chest*
*I could have no idea what I'm talking about and might be talking out of my ass so grain of salt.
Edit: Oh, and tons of exercise, too, obviously.
12% for women at a bodybuilding standard, 2-4% is the bare essential minimum for men so if a woman reached 2-4% they'd be having some SERIOUS issues, as their minimum is at 9-11% body fat. And keeping body fat at the minimum is likely to result in organ failure, so only contest body builders ever reach it, and only for a day or two at most (or else suffer the consequences). A fit woman has body fat in the range of 21-24% and works out. A ripped woman has body fat in the range of 14-20% and works out.
As for breast size, exercise helps. Posture also helps, when a man has his chin up and back straight it puffs out his chest and makes him look broader and bigger, works for women too. Mostly though, it's genes and hormones. Possibly epigenetic stuff too. Fat will be redistributed through the body accordingly to hormones (which can be affected by environment or controlled with modern medicines), but ultimately the hormones only work because of receptors which are controlled by genes. Some people are born for stuff, others are not.
There's also always surgery and whatever, but that aint real. Also dehydration is also just a contest body builder thing, as it makes the muscles more visible under the skin. Never heard it has anything in relation to breast size, if anything I'd suspect it'd decrease it.

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Re: [Poi] Yuudachi vs the fanpois (Happy thread? Poi?)
« Reply #157717 on: May 24, 2015, 05:07:52 am »

Right, thought I was misremembering that one.
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Re: [Poi] Yuudachi vs the fanpois (Happy thread? Poi?)
« Reply #157718 on: May 24, 2015, 05:59:58 am »

Lloyd's insures weird things.
Lloyd's syndicates write a diverse range of policies, both direct insurance and reinsurance, covering casualty, property, marine, energy, motor, aviation and many other types of risk.[23] Lloyd's has a unique niche in unusual, specialist business such as kidnap and ransom, fine art, aviation, marine, satellite, bloodstock and other insurances.

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The general public knows Lloyd's for some unusual or notable policies it has written. For example, Lloyd's has insured:

    silent film comedian Ben Turpin's eyes against uncrossing
    Marlene Dietrich's, Betty Grable's, Brooke Shields's, and Tina Turner's legs
    cricketer Merv Hughes's trademark walrus mustache while playing for Australia between 1985 and 1994
    Jimmy Durante's nose
    the hands of the 1932 World Yo-Yo Champion Harvey Lowe
    Keith Richards' fingers
    food critic and gourmet Egon Ronay's taste buds for £250,000
    Whitney Houston's, Toni Braxton's, Celine Dion's, Bob Dylan's and Bruce Springsteen's vocal cords
    Michael Flatley's legs for $47 million (the policy was only in effect when he was touring, and forbade him from dancing except on stage)
    America Ferrera's smile for $10 million
    Ken Dodd's teeth for $7.4 million
    Tempest Storm's breasts
    Steve Fossett's life for $50 million
    the bodies of several professional wrestlers, including Bret Hart, Ric Flair, Curt Hennig, Rick Rude, Brian Adams, and Joe Laurinaitis, better known as Road Warrior Animal
    Diana Lee's hair
    Troy Polamalu's hair for $1 million
    Holly Madison's breasts for $1 million
    participating automobiles in the carpools involved in the Montgomery Bus Boycott
    a grain of rice with a portrait of the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh engraved on it for $20,000
    a confident comedy theatre group against the risk of a member of their audience dying of laughter
    the development of the new World Trade Center with workers' compensation, general liability, excess liability and speciality insurance programmes

Lloyd's is in talks with Virgin Galactic to insure spaceflights.

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Re: [Poi] Yuudachi vs the fanpois (Happy thread? Poi?)
« Reply #157719 on: May 24, 2015, 08:35:55 am »

PSST.

I MEAN I WANT TO FUCK HER.

VIOLENTLY.
The proper term for that is "experience the nightmare" or "solomon-merry-go-round".
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Re: [Poi] Yuudachi vs the fanpois (Happy thread? Poi?)
« Reply #157720 on: May 24, 2015, 08:45:01 am »

Also dehydration is also just a contest body builder thing, as it makes the muscles more visible under the skin. Never heard it has anything in relation to breast size, if anything I'd suspect it'd decrease it.

I can only imagine them wrinkling like raisins.
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« Reply #157721 on: May 24, 2015, 08:55:01 am »

Despite all worries my compy required only a minor fix and now I'm truly back \o/
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« Reply #157722 on: May 24, 2015, 09:28:34 am »

Lloyd's insures weird things.
I wonder whether they would insure me on Lloyd failing to comply on an insurance policy?
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Re: [Poi] Yuudachi vs the fanpois (Happy thread? Poi?)
« Reply #157723 on: May 24, 2015, 09:56:11 am »

There is going to be an Ankh Morpork City Watch television show.
If they dont fuck this up, this could be really fucking amazing.
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« Reply #157724 on: May 24, 2015, 09:57:06 am »

There is going to be an Ankh Morpork City Watch television show.
If they dont fuck this up, this could be really fucking amazing.
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