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[scriver]

Played Dwarf Fortress Adventure Mode for the first time in a very long time. Started as an unskilled Elf in a tree. Struggled briefly to figure out the new climbing system to descend from the treetop, listened in on some conversations about neighboring kingdoms the local elves were having, and set out with my wood shield and sword in search of Dwarves. Failed in my attempts to hunt and eat some boars, and began to starve and dehydrate until I stumbled on a patch of wild spinach and some muddy water that kept me going. Journeyed for a few more days, climbing into trees to sleep at night, and scaling cliffs using roots and rough rocks. Eventually reached a tunnel spiraling down into the mountains, descending into the tunnels to find a shop full of old cheese and a mysterious lack of a shopkeeper. Ate my fill, and eventually wandered into a dark smeltery chamber warmed by open magma vents, hoping to find someone to talk to. Instead, suddenly Dragon. Ate my foot in a few seconds while I swatted feebly with my wooden sword. I tried to crawl away under my shield, before I caught fire, bled out, and it presumably ate the rest of me.

Still as convoluted as ever, but it's quite cool just how robust and deep a fantasy adventure generator/simulator it's become. The depth and breadth of options for interaction with the environment, and the sense of history and place it creates for a narrative with no author (in the traditional sense), is really impressive.

Cheese-filled human. Yummy!

[BlitzDungeoneer]

Temporarily have absurdly fast Internet.
I mean, a download speed of 3.96MB/sec! That's just ridiculous for my house.

[Lord_lemonpie]

No school today! Two of my teachers are ill, and I'm too lazy to go to school for just one hour.

[Yoink]

My adept time-management skills made me Happy today.
I managed to get shit done, tidy up my room+the bathroom, go for a walk, buy a coffee and snacks, and get back just in time to meet the landlord for the first time as he was leaving, whilst avoiding having to make conversation. Brilliant. Also I enrolled in some online Management (yes, really) course to simultaneously give me something to do for the next ten months or so as well as keep my job agency off my back so I keep getting free money without having to actually apply for a ludicrous number of jobs.

I am a fuckin' genius. Also I'm eating pringles. Yummy sour cream and onion pringles.

[scriver]

I'm eating cake! Sandwich Cake! Egg, ham, cheese, tomato, salad, cucumber, paprika, shrimp, mayonaisse, dressing. In a cake!

[Magistrum]

No school today! Two of my teachers are ill, and I'm too lazy to go to school for just one hour.

Awesome, I got two days off here due to a civic day.
...
Am I the only one that wants lemonpie old avatar back?
I mean, epilepsy isn't good, but that thing is downright creepy.

[Yoink]

All you need's a pair of FUN BAGS
































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[BlitzDungeoneer]

I made a friend today
That is all.
You may continue with your lives in 3...2...1...
And continue.

[Dutchling]

PayPal customer service is amazing.

<3

[Rolan7]

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[Yoink]

Possibly.



...New Happy: I think... I think I just discovered the best song in the world. I have tears of joy in my eyes just from hearing it.
Oh man. Oh man. I need to learn to make music like this. This is the best thing ever.
https://tubaskinny.bandcamp.com/track/too-tight

[Arx]

I'm revising on Duolingo for the first time in months, and doing really well. It's nice to have that satisfaction of doing really well every now and then.

[Tack]

It's like they saw B grade horror and went "let's dial it up to 11"
Instead it looks like a highschool drama project.

2/10 find a better femsatire.

[miauw62]

It's like they saw B grade horror and went "let's dial it up to 11"
Instead it looks like a highschool drama project.

2/10 find a better femsatire.

this pretty much.

[Eric Blank]

I'll be honest; that trailer was legitimately so absurdly bad that it was hilarious. I would watch this movie just to laugh at the producers as I leave.